The real Noni Hazelhurst now lives on the moon, studying space rocks as a possible cure for cancer. She does weekly peep shows that can be seen through a telescope every full moon.
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| Australia's Finest Woman | |||||||||||||||||||
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Noni Hazelhurst | ||||||||||||||||||
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Noni Hazelhurst. Known least for her roles in television shows such as Disney's 'Play School' and Nestle's 'Better Homes and Gardens', she also has enjoyed an expansive military career that has stretched as far back as 1968, Vietnam. It was during this time that she saw the horror and destruction around her, and decided to take up a life of television presenting, especially in regards to making toys out of egg cartons. | ||||||||||||||||||
| She's the one that isn't a man | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Although recognised worldwide for her wonderful acting skills in movies such as 'Monkey Grip', as well as her poor acting skills in 'Backdoor Sluts 9', her singing career came to a severe halt when her first song, 'Bong Smoking Heaven' was banned. The video clip, featuring her wearing a less than revealing pair of sneakers, was not permitted to be shown on 'ABC Kids' unless she did the Hokey Pokey. A woman of strong ethics, she refused and was fired from the ABC for good. Her norwegian look-a-like now does Play School, whereas her Japanese look-a-like does 'Better Homes and Gardens'. The real Noni Hazelhurst now lives on the moon, studying space rocks as a possible cure for cancer. She does weekly peep shows that can be seen through a telescope every full moon. |
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| Noni Hazelhurst approves the following sites | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Jack Feeny's Heaven | |||||||||||||||||||