A day to remember (a crap story)

 

The day had finally arrived!

The next day however, Percy and his uncle that he was spending time with were at Werribee Sewerage Farm, awaiting what would be surely Werribee’s biggest day ever. The Prince of Wales…Prince Charles himself would arrive soon, to transform Werribee Sewerage Farm into…The Royal Werribee Sewerage Farm!

"I can’t wait until we see the prince!" Percy smiled to his uncle.

"Well, you’ll have to Percy," his uncle replied. "And work on your posture."

When Prince Charles finally arrived, it was not as everyone expected. The madman rode towards them, waving a sword in the air! His ears, although the same size (quite extensive), were supporting a hat! A pirate hat! And on his left eye was an eye patch!

The crowd was in shock as he yelled, "Arrgh! Me hearties!" and jumped off his horse.

Before anyone could greet him, he held his sword to the mayor of Werribee’s head.

"Hand over all your sewerage!" he snarled.

"Pardon?" asked the Mayor in fright.

"Oh, it’s alright. Forget it," Prince Charles sighed. "I’ll just have to go without I suppose."

And with that, the Pirate hopped onto his horse and rode away.

"He forgot to make this place royal," the mayor whined.

"You know what this is, Percy?" asked his uncle.

"What?" Percy asked.

"A day to remember!" he told him.

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