| OhMyGod-a! Blonde Jokes! |
| Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins Q: What do you call a blonde in a sauna? A: A hot-air balloon Q: What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up Q: What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? A: After being banged a few times, they become loose Q: How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash? A: "It was getting cold, so I turned off the ceiling fan" Q: Why did the blonde get fired from her job as a cattle rancher? A: She couldn't keep her calves together Q: Why did the blonde's belly button hurt? A: Her boyfriend was blonde too Q: How can you tell that a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's cheese in front of the mouse Q: A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus jump off a bridge. Who makes the biggest splash? A: The dumb blonde; the other two don't exist Q: Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears? A: She didn't want to get hearing aides Q: What does a blonde say when you tell her she's pregnant? A: "Is it mine?" Q: How does a blonde turn on her nightlight? A: She opens the car door Q: What are the worst 9 years of a blonde's life? A: Grade three Q: In seventh grade, who has the better body, the blonde, the brunette, or the redhead? A: The blonde, because she's 19 Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg? A: Nothing. They never met. Q: What do you call a blonde with a full brain? A: A golden retriever Q: Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory? A: She kept throwing out the W's |