Note: Build this off of the part in Kat in Anime Land when everyone is in Chuck E. Cheese.
Chuck E. Cheese's turns out to be owned by the wicked witch from Hansel and Gretel...and she drugs everyone's drinks to make them act silly (like Wufei) to make it easier to cook them all up and eat them.
Everyone has a drink, and act all drunk and silly as Wufei is...
When the wicked witch is about to kill them all, guess who comes by! Quatre and Dorothy. They find out what's going on, and after being chased by the evil granny that happens to have a larger-than-life butcher knife, manage to knock her down with a frying pan.
After a while, the potion wears off, and they move on. After a while they are "attacked" by Koromon from Digimon (those little pink monsters with bunny ears, that hang out with Tai).
"Do you want to be our friend, do you want to be our friend, do you want to be our friend," they say, bouncing up and down.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Quatre screams.
"Ooohhh, they're so cute!" says Dorothy.
"Cute?! They're all ugly," argues Kyra.
"Pink...yuck," says Veggie.
"Pink is the worst color in the world," agrees Heero.
"Do you want to be our friend, do you want to be our friend, do you want to be our friend."
"No! We don't want to be your friend, so get lost, you stupid...whatever...you are...!" says Kat, confused.
"You're mean...bubble blast!" and the Koromon attack.
"Duo, save me!" Quatre jumps into Kyra's arms, and grabbing her around the neck so tight that Kyra's face starts to turn red...either from embarassment--or lack of oxygen. "Get it away from me, Duo!" Quatre cries.
"I'm not Duo, you dumb fool, now let me go...I can't--I can't breathe!"
Meanwhile, everyone is fighting, except Dorothy who says, "Don't hurt the cute little things!"
Kat and Inu try to slice the little pink monster with their swords, but it keeps running away.
Veggie tries to whack them with a stick...
Groonkbob pokes them with her scissors...
Wufei and Ranma use kempo (sp?...is that right? grr, I forget what style he uses)...
Heero tries to shoot them with his gun...
And Angel throws rocks at them, but the little pink monster is too fast for their attacks, except Angel's. She hits her mark every time, and it's making everyone else jealous.
Duo is laughing at Kyra and Quatre.
"Shut up, Duo, this is not funny!" Kyra snaps.
"Really...? It seems funny to me."
"Shut up!"
"Make me!" Duo sticks out his tongue.
"I will when I get this pathetic wimp off me..." Kyra drops Quatre hard onto the ground and backs up a little, trying to get some air.
Then all the Koromon surround Kyra, Duo, and Quatre in a tight circle.
"Do you want to be our friend, do you want to be our friend, do you want to be our friend."
"AAAAAAHHHH, HELP ME!"
"Help yourself!"
"We love you, Quatre, we love you, Quatre, we love you, Quatre."
"GET THEM AWAY FROM ME...HELP, HELP...HHHHHEEEEELLLLPPPP!" he yells, running of mad into the woods with the Koromon right on his tail, saying, "We love you, Quatre, we love you, Quatre, we love you, Quatre."
Everyone stands around dumbstruck, wondering what just happened.
"...What just happened?" asked Kat.
"I assume they're going after Quatre," Wufei says.
Everyone glares at him.
"Gee...You think?" says Ranma, rolling his eyes.
"Should we follow?" asks Veggie.
"Of course we should! Who knows what they'll do to him," says Kat.
"Then what are we waiting for...let's go kick their little pink butts!" cries Kyra, then runs off in the direction that Quatre went.
"Hey, you stupid girl!" shouts Duo, "You're just going to get yourself killed!" but Kyra is either too far away or pretends that she didn't hear him.
"We must save the Koromon!" and Dorothy runs off.
Then everyone follows Kyra's example and runs in the direction that Quatre took, leaving Duo behind (no one is listening to Dorothy).
"Idiots, running off without a plan is just plain dumb...heh, reminds me of the old days." Then he follows the others, mumbling as he goes.
