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Kat in Anime Land

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PART 1! --- Through the hole in the wall....
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One day, Kat was sitting in her room, banging her head on the wall out of pure boredom. But she accidentally hit her head too hard and broke through the wall. On the other side was a magical land of Anime, so she climbed through the hole in the wall.

As she was walking down the stairs to an old shrine type thingy (Tenchi) she saw someone run by her screaming "CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT, WELL, GOOD THING IM NOT A CAT!" and she screamed after him "CURIOSITY DIDNT KILL THE CAT! IDIOCY KILLED THE CAT! CURIOSITY WAS FRAMED!"

He turned around, with a really confused look on his face and said "Who are you?"

"I'm Kat! Howdy doody?" she replied.

"Umm...hi, well, I got to go...yeah..." he said, slowly turning away.

"Okie day!" she said, as he ran away. Then she continued skipping down the pathway. She ran into a young girl with blue hair.

"Mommy?" the girl asked.

"Um, no...I'm not your mommy," Kat said, really, really confused.

"You're not my mommy?"

"Nope, sorry..."

"Have you seen my daddy?"

"I think he's that way," she said, pointing up the way she just came from.

Then the little girl ran away screaming, "DADDY! WAIT FOR ME!!! I WANT TO COME WITH YOU!!!"

Odd girl... Kat thought, as she began down the pathway again.

Then she came out of the forested area, and came to a huge palace type thing (Romefeller).

As she walked into the humungous building, she ran into a short girl with long brown hair.

The girl looked up at her and asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm Kat! How goes it?" Kat replied.

"Umm...yeah.... How'd you get in here?"

"I walked through the doors...how else would I get in?"

"Damn. Remind me to fire my guards."

"Fire your guards."

"Umm...yeah..."

"So...what's your name?"

"Relena. You wouldn't know where someone named Heero is, would you?"

"Umm...no."

"DAMMIT!" Relena then ran off to go stalk Heero.

"All-righty then," Kat said, walking back out of the building, "Lets blow this joint."

Again, she was walking down her path, and she saw a young man with a long braid sitting on the side of the road.

"Yo, cool hair, man!" she called out.

"Thanks! What's your name?"

"Kat! And yours?"

"Duo---I run, I hide, but I never tell a Lie! Duo Maxwell!" he exclaimed with a HUGE grin on his face.

"Er...right..." she said, while nodding her head and slowly backing away. "So, what is this place, anyway?"

"Really," he said, "I have no idea."

"Well, you're a lot of help!"

"Sorry."

"Sheesh!" she said, throwing her arms up and going back on her way.

Kat began walking down the path again, when she came to a young man riding on a camel, sipping a cup of tea.

"Isn't it kinda odd to have a camel in the middle of a forest?"

"Nope!" he exclaimed, taking another sip of tea.

"Umm...it's not?"

"...No, why? Is there something wrong with it?"

"No, no way, not ONE bit," she replied, sarcastically.

"...But...but...I couldn't leave him at home! He's my best friend! he would

be so sad if I just left him so I took him with me! I take Fluffy with me everywhere I go!" he said, as tears began filling up in his eyes.

"Whoa, whoa, yo, dont cry, there's nothing wrong with a camel in the middle of a forest."

He sniffed,"...Really?"

"Um...yeah..."

He jumped off the camel and gave her a big hug!

"Umm...ouch?"

"Oh! I'm sorry! I'm Quatre!"

"I'm Kat! But I have to go now...yeah..."

"Okay! Bye!"

"Er...bye..."

Kat began on her way again.

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PART 2! --Heero's Forest? Fish Heads? Chibi Veggie? CAMELS IN THE FOREST? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE??
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Kat walked through the forest. And walked some more. ...And then she walked...some more.

Three times she thought she heard something behind her, but it turned out to be nothing, so when she heard something the FOURTH TIME she did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Suddenly she felt the cold metal of a gun pressed against the back of her neck.

"Omae o korosu; no one walks in MY forest without MY permission!"

"Um..." Said Kat. "Who are you?"

"I'm Heero Yuy!" Music started playing in the background and Heero began jumping around screaming that he hated the song.

"Oh, Heero...look...it's...RELENA!"

Heero jumped and then started to look around nervously..."What? Really?

You're lying...silly girl...she's always following me..." and then Heero ran away, with a frightened look on his face.

Kat blinked a few times and then continued on her journey. She thought she heard something, and she cocked her head to listen. "ACK! MUSIC!" she screamed, because THIS was the song she heard...

"FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, ROLLY POLLY FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, EAT THEM UP, YUM! FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, ROLLY POLLY FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, EAT THEM UP, YUM! IN THE MORNING, LAUGHING HAPPY FISH HEADS, IN THE EVENING, FLOATING IN THE SOUP! FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, ROLLY POLLY FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, EAT THEM UP, YUM! ASK A FISH HEAD ANYTHING YOU WANT TO THEY WONT ANSWER THEY CANT TALK! FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, ROLLY POLLY FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, EAT THEM UP, YUM! I TOOK A FISH HEAD OUT TO SEE A MOVIE, DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY TO GET IT IN! FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, ROLLY POLLY FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, EAT THEM UP, YUM!"

Kat looked down the path and saw an annoying-looking girl skipping up the opposite way.
The girl had long brown hair and had a shirt that said "NO PINK. EVER." The girl continued skipping down the path, continuing to sing her annoying songs.
Suddenly the girl looked up, blinked several times, and then waved enthusiastically. "HI!" she screamed up to Kat...she was chibi (little). "I'M CHIBI VEGGIE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME!"
Kat winced away from the girl's screaming, and then said, "I'm Kat...and would you please stop screaming?"
Suddenly the girl held up a doll that looked JUST like Quatre, except for the fact that it was missing its head. Chibi Veggie started to sniffle, and said, "Nice Lady, could you help me find my dolly's head? Meanie AJ blew it up with a missile...AND I LOVED MY QUATRE DOLLY! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Kat looked to her left, she looked back at the girl, and blinked. Then she kicked her. "Shut up."
"YOU'RE SO MEAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY QUATRE DOLLY AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!" and then the girl grabbed onto Kat's ankle and wouldn't let go.
Kat pursed her lips and muttered, "I'm in hell...I'm in hell...I'm in hell..." and then continued walking down the path, the screaming girl attached to her leg.
Kat, still walking along with Chibi-Veggie attached to her leg and screaming her head off, came across a tall man with long gray hair, and a short girl with short red hair.
"PLEASE, MOSQUI??? TAKE ME TO LONDON! I NEED TO FIND THE O-RING!" the girl with the red hair begged.
"NO! I'M NOT GOING TO LONDON WITH YOU!" "Mosqui" said.
"BUT MOSQUI! I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU! DON'T YOU WANT ME TO STAY YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL FOREVER?" she whined.
"Yes, but..."
"THEN YOU'LL GO?" she interrupted.
"NO!" he screamed.
"ENOUGH SCREAMING ALREADY!!! IM GODDAMN SICK OF ALL THE SCREAMING!" Kat screamed.
She went over to the nearest tree and started banging her head on it muttering "Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop..."
As Kat was banging her head on the tree, she heard a rustle in the bushes to her right. When she turned to see what it was, she saw a camel that looked VERY familiar. All of a sudden, Quatre's teary-eyed face popped out of the brush.
"Have you seen one of the Manguanacs?!" he sobbed. "I can only find 39!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-------QUATRE-CHAN!" Chibi Veggie yelled, detaching herself from Kat's leg and flinging herself onto Quatre.
Quatre blinked.
"QUATRE QUATRE QUATRE I HAD A DOLLY THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU...but I lost it's head," she cried, sobbing on Quatre's shoulder.
Quatre patted her head awkwardly, and then pulled up a dolly head from under his vest. "Umm...you mean this one?"
Chibi Veggie giggled with glee, and then jumped behind Quatre on his camel, screaming "THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!"
"Umm," Kat asked, "Quatre, would you like to come with us?"
Quatre smiled and nodded. "Yeah...if you think you can help me find my fortieth stalk--um, bodyguard..." He then began to laugh nervously.
"Um...yeah," said Kat. "Well...uh...I guess we should get going, then, huh?" she said, with one last glance to Chibi Veggie, who was now sitting on Quatre's shoulders, giggling with mirth.
As Kat, Chibi Veggie, Quatre...and Quatre's camel...continued down the path, they noticed shadows and suspicious noises coming from all sides.
"Damnit..." Quatre said, looking around nervously at the 39 shadows...they're stalking me again..."
After Kat finished rolling her eyes at Quatre sufficiently, they continued down along the path.
Suddenly, two Mangunacs carried a kicking, squealing young man with a very, VERY long braid out of the bushes.
"Master Quatre," one of them stated, bowing, "we found this man lurking around here...he looked suspicious."
"WHAT THE HELL! THERE'S A RIVER RIGHT--" here, he tried to point, but couldn't twist around in the Manguanacs grip--"OVER THERE!!!!!!!! I WAS GONNA GET A DRINK O' WATER! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH THAT?! GEEZ!"
Kat blinked. Then she blinked again. "Hey.....haven't I seen you before? Your name is Duo, right?"
Duo blinked and looked up at Kat. "Hey, Kat-chan, what's up?!!!!!" then he was kicked by one of the Manguanacs and told to shut up.
Quatre loosened Chibi-Veggie's hold around his neck, and then leaned forward. "Release him immediately......"

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PART 3! --- A Duel? Oooo, sword... OKAY!
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"Geez," Duo said, running his fingers through his hair, "Thanks. I don't know what I woulda done if you hadn't been there."
Kat blinked. "Probably woulda ripped out a gun and blasted all the Manguanacs to hell. Right?"
"Umm..." said Duo, turning slightly red, "er...maybe..."
"Look," said Quatre, his face blue from Chibi-Veggie cutting off the circulation to his head, "there's a town up ahead! We can stop and rest here!"
"LET'S WALK AROUND FIRST!!!!" screamed Chibi-Veggie, and Quatre readily agreed, for the louder Chibi-Veggie screamed, the harder it became for him to breathe.
As Kat, Quatre/Chibi-Veggie, the camel, and Duo walked through the town, they stopped to admire the gardens in one of the town's more prominent homes. They noticed someone gardening, and stopped to pay their compliments.
"Hello, ma'am...er...sir..er...ma'am...um...HI! We really like what you've done with this garden...heh..." said Kat, rubbing the back of her neck awkwardly.
Looking up, the man..er...woman...uh...no...man...with the colorful, fruit-filled hat stood up and smiled evilly at Kat. Taking off the fruity (in more ways than one) hat and jumping up, he ripped a sword out of his belt and screamed, "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!"
He threw a sword to a dumbfounded Kat. "NOW! TAKE UP ARMS AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!"
"I'm not a man," sad Kat, clearly confused. "Why should I act like one? Wait...I get a sword...oooooooh...okay!"
"Hah hah!" said Treize, circling Kat. "Hah! Hah! Hah hah!"
"Er....hah? ...hah...uh...hah hah...yeah..." agreed Kat.
"Wow! Is that the Goodyear Blimp? I think Lady Une's aboard!"
"Really? Where? What's a Goodyear Blimp?" asked Treize, looking around.
"HAH!" yelled Kat, and knocked the sword out of Treize's hands. "I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN! YOU SUCK! HAH HAH HAH!...So...can I keep the sword?"
"ARRRRGH!" screamed Treize. "FOILED AGAIN!" ...and then he ran away without answering Kat's question.
"Uh..." said Kat, and then nodded in a wise manner. "When they don't answer, it means yes." Then she and her friends continued walking.
"Let's...*pant* find...*choke* a...*HACK* MOTEL! GOD...DON'T THEY HAVE MOTEL 6 IN THIS PLACE?!" panted/choked/hacked Quatre.
"Uhh...no...it's Anime Land...they don't know what Motel 6 is," stated Kat matter-of-factly. "Sucks, doesn't it? Heeeeeyyyyy....wait..........how'd you know what a Motel 6 is?" "I'm in the Mafia. I know everything."
"Uhhh...yeah...that's just...scary." said Kat, shaking her head.
Duo hopped up on Quatre's camel and started yelling "C'MON LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO! I WANNA GO! C'MON! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE C'MOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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