| So now you've heard about us. And I KNOW that you are now so addicted to the concept of us that you can't keep your proverbial hands off of us. Not that we're resisting all that much. |
| TO BE IN MEGA COCK BAGEL: 1) You must attend one of our parties. Clothing is optional. 2) You must vomit in our bathroom from over-dosage of alcohol. (or) 3) You must have sexual intercourse in our bathroom. With a partner. 4) You must become one with the Deuce-Deuce. If female; 5) You must partake in a kiss with one (or all) of the following; Jeniz, Angela, and Stephanie. If male; 6) You must funnel at least once. Girls should too, but we're a little more lenient. |
| Other folk who have made it into our group; Heather Steve-o Tom Larry Ray Greg and others that will be remembered later. |
| Wanna actually join Mega Cock Bagel? Go to Mega Cock Bagel Community and join! |
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| People who have made it partially in, followed by what else they need to fulfill ... (if i forgot anyone, email it to us.): Dave: hasnt completed requirements #2/3, 6. Those could be completed in one night easily though. Rachel: needs either #2 or 3. Junior: though he's got family on his side, which does count for something, he really needs more alcohol consumption. Sarah: needs #5. i'm sure we could take care of #2 fast enough. |