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About Mega Cock Bagel

Disclaimer; everything on this page is from Stephanie's perspective which, although COMPLETELY ACCURATE IN EVERY WAY, is probably a little weird.

The Time: December, 2002
The Place: a very hot room with many sweating, glistening bodies in weird positions.
The Characters: a very uncomfortable Stephanie and a somewhat less put-upon Angela.

   Enough with the script - I met Angela during a yoga class (what were YOU thinking?????) and we immediately hit it off. Well, not immediately - we walked home together out of a terrible fear of being raped and murdered on the light path at Stockton. Or out of a realization that we were going to the same place so we might as well walk together. See - Angela lived downstairs from me. That fateful walk back to our places started a friendship made up of great computer sex and lots of beer. And sex toys. Can't forget the sex toys.
   Then one day Angela brought this weird blond punked out guy to my place. And he said, "wanna smoke?" And the rest is history.
   Then one day Angela said to me "Get this - I met this girl whose dad works with MY dad!!" And so I met Jeniz, with whom I immediately bonded over Piers Anthony and Sailor Moon. Sigh. She was so innocent. But Angela and I took care of that - we soon changed her into the crazed fiend she is now.
   And then we met Keith's friend Mark during a rather vivid description of a sex dream Angela had had - complete with visuals. He finally settled into our group in a rather odd fashion, him being Keith's best friend and a pothead like no other. And that is all I have to say on that matter.
   Then in the summer of 2003, Angela brought the next member of MCB into our group - the rocked out insane crazy guitarist named Adam. He blended immediately, with his incredible bluntness and amazing musical talent. And once we reintroduced him to marijuana in the fall semester of 2003, he laughed his way into our *group*.
   And then came Ben. Angela's friend from highschool, he was brought into our group by weed and lots of drunkeness. He was immediately assimilated in turn.
   Now to the official starting of Mega Cock Bagel. One drunken night, Angela, Jeniz, me and Keith were all sitting on our couch, marveling at the truly intellectual nature of our sorority neighbors. After all, they were so .... BRILLIANT.   Who could not be stimulated by their deep conversations on nail color, or their perceptive expose's on which actor is the best dressed? In our excitement and appreciation (and inebriation), we decided to emulate (otherwise known as make as much fun of as possible) those role-models next door. And in an effort to make up a fitting name, we yelled out; "MEGA COCK BAGEL!!!!!!!" And thus it was begun.
   Since then we have enhanced our activities with drinking, smoking, nudity, lesbianism, exhibitionist behavior, Simpsons, Southpark, card games, beer pong, and general all around irresponsible behavior. And sex. Lots of sex.