Take a cup of tea, come over here

Now all I need is for you to sign here

Then we'll take the stairs to the second floor

Excuse me then while I securely lock the door

Find a corner for the coming week

We change every Thursday without mistake

At six we'll serve you a meal of lithium

May I formally welcome you to the sanitarium

Your bed you will find at bunk number four

The person below you has been here before

So if you've got a question he'll show you the ropes

If he tries to attack you simply shout for help

There's a room set aside for recreation

Excuse please the smell of defecation

There's nothing inside, I'm sure you'll have fun

Welcome to the sanitarium

Written and copyright G.P. Walker / Jester Audio Music