Board of the Rings: The Two Posting Boards, Trailer

Casting Call: So, obivously with this being a fic in progress (www.geocities.com/grnarmadillo for the first parts), most of the major roles are taken - BUT, I do have bunches of armies to raise, and have probably forgotten some supporting cast from the second and third books/movies, so if you want to see your name in the fic, post a response to this thread!

Disclaimer: I don't own either the book or movie versions of the Lord of the Rings, nor of most anything else mocked herein. I also don't own the boarders, who belong to Ant, but if he wants to try and make something of it, I say "just bring it". That said, this work sufficiently resembles that of Tolkein that it's an exaggeration for me to even claim authorship in the first place. Note that while this fic is a parody that follows the books more closely in than the movies, it may well contain spoilers for both.

VampyrSlayer: *voiceover* The fate of the world will soon be decided.
*shots of the main board, Anthony throwing open the doors and marching in, as F=j looks up at him, cross*

The dominion of evil grows even stronger.
*cut to Cambridge, where the 1969 gremlin readies a horde of its gremlin-kind*

There is a union now between the two towers,
*Larry, the captive boazor, gives advice to f=j*

Cambridge, fortress of the 1969 Gremlin, and Bravenet, stronghold of self-proclaimed coolest chat on the internet.
*shots of the gremlins rallying in Harvard square, and the chat demons of Bravenet*

The peril of the ring bearer deepens.
*Heather and Ciara wandering around in a marsh*

An unseen danger draws closer.
*the ring, in Heather's hand*

For there is another who hunts the ring.
*Heather and Ciara sleep, as Bracky sneaks up on them*
Bracken: Thieves, they stole my precious and we WANTS it....
*she reaches for Heather*

*CUT TO BLACK*

COMING SOON....

*Anthony draws a sword, a legion of posters stand ready to defend the main board against an onslaught of chat demons*

THE BATTLE FOR THE BOARD BEGINS

*dramatic music*

Ant: FIRE!
*the boarders open up, and a huge battle breaks out*
*Ant, DWS, and Jojo ride into the plains*
*Laura holds a drawn sword*
*Anthony dances with Sophie, then starts a sword fight with Lindsers*
*Larry is pitched out the door of the main board*
*Jojo jumps into a raging battle*
*riders charge across the plains*
*F=j bows her head in sorrow*
*Talia patrols the forests*
*Sheepy swings an axe*
*Kira looks stoic*
*Laura and Bowen look concerned*
*Ant, Jojo, and DWS run across great distances*
*An army rallies, led by a figure in white*

THE BOARD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO POSTING BOARDS

*Ant, DWS, and Jojo look around, suspicious, and draw their weapons ready to attack, only to see a figure in white....*
GA: I come back to you now at the turn of the tide....