Disclaimer: I don’t own the BCS board or its residents, or pretty much anything else appearing in this fic, except for any and all trout.
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The Site of the BCS
Homecoming....
This was to have been a festive occasion. Boarders from around the world were to have crossed the distance between them to be united with their loved ones, for the first time. Instead, the scene is of devastation, of a struggle between two unstoppable forces. In the end, the surrounding landscape stood no chance of surviving intact. And as a few boarders arrive to survey the results, they are left wondering not who might have done this but...
Leora: “Where did they go?”
Talia: “They’ve got to be around here somewhere... spread out and find them.”
Robin, tcj: *jumping up and down happily* “That’s my minion!”
F=j: *grumbling* “MY daughter... a minion.... Haven’t I been a good enough evil parent?!” *sobs*
Me: “Could there be gremlins around?”
Kat: *toting several large bundles* “If so, my patented life-sized chocolate spoiler board posts will distract them....”
December: “We’ll head upstairs.”
Beast916: “If my grandfather is here, we’ll find him....”
The group of them head off.
VamprySlayer: *uneasy* “Things are too quiet....”
Lindsers: “I hope....”
Saria Angel: “Don’t worry, Mom... we’ll find him....” *not too sure of herself*
Heather: “There’s no way Roadkill boy’s going to give up this easily...”
JodithGrace: “We just need to bring him into the labs, and bos will be able to fix him...”
Suddenly, they hear a weak voice from behind a column....
GA/’69 Gremlin: “I’m... touched... by the concern....”
Lindsers: “Green!”
The group is about to go hug GA, when he snarls viciously at them, revealing a sharp row of gremlin teeth and reminding them all that he’s still in the body of their most fearsome gremlin enemy.
GA: “You... should be more worried... about him....”
VS: *coldly* “Anthgelus....”
Heather: “We’ll make Anthgelus better... right after we turn you back into your normal roadkill self.”
GA: “Even if I wanted to let you do that... you have no time... Anthgelus is on top of the building with his infernal machine... you’re all going to be living in Pacey’s Fusking Pond before you know it....”
JodithGrace: “You have to help us stop him!”
GA: “Help you? At this point, I’m rooting for HIM... let him do what he will with the world.”
Lindsers: “Greenie... please...” *reaching out to him*
GA: “DON’T TOUCH ME!” *gets up shakily starts staggering away*
Saria: “DAD!” *half in tears* “Please dad! We need you! You weren’t even around much after I was born before the gremlin took you away, but PLEASE don’t let him keep you away now! I... I want my father back....”
GA: “... Daughter..... RRRRRAAAGH!!!” *in a sudden fit of rage, he zaps the wall in front of him back to 1969, and runs through the space where it was a minute ago...”
Lindsers: “We have to go after him...”
VS: “If what he says is true, we don’t have a choice. We have to get to the roof, NOW!”
Saria: “NO! I won’t leave him!” *runs off after GA*
Heather: “We’ll come back for them...”
They head off to the rooftop....
December: “Well, nothing on the lower floors.... I wonder where they are...”
Leora: “Wait, what’s that over there?”
The boarders look to see a giant machine. It has several large antenna structures and satellite dishes, as well as numerous electrodes and panels. But in the center of the machine is a large chair. Strapped down to the chair is... James Van Der Beek, with a large helmet strapped to his head.
Kat: “What IS that thing?!”
Suddenly, they hear a voice behind them...
????: “It’s a pretty little contraption, isn’t it?”
F=j: “ANTHGELUS!!!!”
Anthgelus: “Gotta love the introduction. Yep, it’s me, in the flesh. And I’ve picked up this little toy courtesy of our dear friends at the WB... isn’t that right, Jamie?”
The boarders see Jamie Kellner, tied up behind Anthgelus.
Kellner: “You’re insane! You can’t use the machine this way, it wasn’t designed to...”
Anthgelus: *slaps Kellner* “Silence, fool! Now I control your little toy, and I can harness the hypnotic power of James Van Der Beek’s massive forehead to dominate the minds of whomever I want!”
VS: *walking onto the roof* “But you KNOW what’ll happen if that power is unleashed on the world....”
Lindsers: “The future world of the Dawson’s Freaks...”
Heather: “Nothing’s worth that, Ant, nothing!”
Anthgelus: *laughs* “You’re right.... but if I use it on just the right people, world leaders, I will be able to take over the world! Everything will belong to me! Even all the women I wanted to take back then....”
JodithGrace: “Oh you’ve GOT to be kidding. THAT’S your plan?!”
Anthgelus: “Yeah, I’m pretty fond of it, actually.”
Beast916: “But you can’t possibly think you’re going to get away with that!”
Anthgelus: “Why not?”
Heather: “Cause this is roadkill boy’s fic?”
F=j: *evil grin* “Yeah, like he’s really going to write it so YOU walk off with all the women in the end.”
Anthgelus: *turns pale*
Me: “So it’s time for you to give up!”
Kat: “So we don’t need to waste time beating you down.”
Anthgelus looks pale, shocked, horrified for a moment. He looks down, and all is silent. Suddenly, he snaps upright, in game face, filled with rage.
Anthgelus: “You’re right! GA will NEVER let me rule the world in his fic! I can’t rule the world... and if this fic goes on for long enough, I’m sure to be defeated.
Which leaves me only one choice. If I can’t rule everything... I’m going to have to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!”
Heather: “I don’t think that’s part of the plan....”
Anthgelus: *kicks Kellner’s chair over* “Nice knowing ya, thanks for the doomsday device!”
Talia: “Hey, what makes you think we’re going to let you do that?”
F=j: “Yeah. If you’re thinking you’re going to just waltz through all of us remember...” *evil grin, points to herself* “Evil....”
Lindsers: “Yeah, we’ve just got all these evil mom issues here....”
Anthgelus: “How frightening... if I had any wish to fight all of you people. But I don’t, cause guess what? I’m evil too. Mitsy! Activate the device!!!”
The boarders whirl around in horror to see Mitsy standing at the controls of the machine. She turns it on, and they all scream in horror and pain as images of Dawson’s Creek invade their minds. And just when they are on the verge of going completely insane.... the torment stops.
JodithGrace: *shakily* “What happened?”
Anthgelus: *standing over by the machine now, laughs* “This isn’t going to end here. I need to move the machine to somewhere where it can broadcast to the ENTIRE WORLD!”
December: “But that’ll destroy everyone’s minds!”
Anthgelus: “Good, you grasp the plan. I’d so hate for you do-gooders not to know what’s going to happen to you.” *pushes a button on the doomsday device, and suddenly, it folds in upon itself, into a small aircraft* “Of course, I DO know better than to leave you all alive. I’m blowing up the building now. Not that that knowledge helps you, since none of you knows the access codes to unlock the doors. Oh, and just to make sure you don’t escape, I’m leaving my trusted aide here. Later, Mits!”
Anthgelus speeds off, leaving the boarders trapped on the roof with a large ticking bomb.
Leora: “What are we going to do?”
Lindsers: “The doors are all locked!”
VS: “Mitsy! You can’t truly tell me you want to die here!”
Mitsy: *arms crossed* “Why not? None of you ever appreciated me anyway!”
Heather: “We all like you, don’t you know... well alright, I’m usually trying to blame stuff on you so people won’t blame it on me, but that isn’t the point!”
Mitsy: “James Van Der Beek actually took the time to recruit me because he respects me as a person! And if Anthgelus needs me to stay here, so be it.”
F=j: “Mitsy, shake it off now, or ELSE....”
Mitsy: *wordlessly assumes a fighting stance*
VS: “I don’t believe this...”
Suddenly, they hear a weary voice, singing softly....
GA: “She’s doin' this tonight, she’s probably gonna start a fight, some vampys gonna dust tonight, Hey baby come on.”
Heather: “Oh god, no, he’s singing. Paaaaaain!!!!”
GA: “Slayin’ demons endlessly, the watchers won’t be there to see, So now she’s gonna leave and make it alone....”
Mitsy’s eyes begin to lose their focus....
Talia: “Fight it, Mitsy! For Justin!” *singing* “They know that they can't take no more, It ain't no lie, she’ll dust the vampys with the door, Baby five by five...”
GA and Talia: “Demons be a fool if they mess with you, even if you only slay one or two....They may hate you but but it ain't no lie, Faith is five by five...”
Mitsy joins in: “She don't really wanna make it tough, but the vampys had enough. It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, baby Five by Five!”
Mitsy: “Oh god, he’s going to kill JC!”
Talia: “Mitsy! You’re free!”
Robin: “Whoo hoo, go minion!”
Heather: *whimpering* “Is it over?”
VS: “Quickly, we need the codes to get out of here!”
Mitsy runs over to the control panel, and enters the unlock codes.
Saria Angel: *standing with GA by the door, which just opened* “Come on, everyone out!”
The boarders run, as F=j picks up Kellner to torture him later, and they all escape the building just in time as it explodes.
JodithGrace: “That was close....”
Kellner: *weakly* “It doesn’t matter... we’re all going to die....”
F=j: “Did we ASK for your opinion?”
Kellner: “He’s going... to my network... he’s going to plug the doomsday device into the WB.... and then he’ll be able to brainwash the world!”
TO BE CONTINUED.....
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