Disclaimer: I don’t own the BCS board or its residents, or pretty much anything else appearing in this fic, except for any and all trout.
Leoff: “A spoiler boardfic recap for GA’s Boardfic....”
ALTERNATE FUTURE
GA: Oh... I think she’ll know
what to look for. *Holds up a tape
recorder to show them, throws it into the portal as it closes*
Fred: Clever gadget, brother dear.
Now let’s see how you like mine.... *cracks her whip*
GA: *hit by the whip, feels a
sting, starts to get a headache*
Fred: My whip just implanted
you with the mark 3 chip.... You’re about to join US, brother.
GA: *falls to knees, mind being
flooded with images for DC, screams*
Roxy: Let go brother! Yield to
the hypnotic power of James Van Der Beek’s massive forehead!
Fred: That thought scares even me.
GA: Me too, actually.
*reaches into pocket, pulls out a small transmitter with a switch on
it* And believe me when I say I’d
rather die..... *pushes switch*
Outside the complex, Ozzie and
his fellow DS’ers are being pushed back when suddenly the night sky is lit up
with an explosion.....
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It is a quiet and peaceful day on the boards, until suddenly the tranquility is shattered by an ear-piercing shriek......
F=j: “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The boarders nearby, once they regained their upper register of hearing, looked at each other, puzzled.
Bowen: “What was *THAT* all about?”
SocKs: “Don’t look at me, the Riley arcplot marathon isn’t until next week.”
Kuzibah: “What’s the worst that could happen?”
F=j: “Buffy is moving to UPN!”
Everyone: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
F=j: *directing the newbies to make signs for picketing* “Support good judgement! Fire Kellner now! “ *to the next boarder* “Hey Kellner! Out of the gene pool!”
Berry: *joining in* “Uncle Sam wants YOU... to beat up Kellner!”
Bos: “Uh guys... is this all productive? I mean, look at calmer heads....” *looks over at...*
Bob and Wwolfie: *humming* "Oops... Kellner did it
again.... Cause he's not that competent..."
*bos sighs*
Mitsy: “Hey guys... maybe before we start bashing Kellner, we should try to figure out what’s up, you know, reason with him and see if he’ll change his mind?”
Heather: “NO! We will not use N’Sync on Kellner! Cause that would be... wrong.” *nods*
Berry: “Yeah, let’s be constructive here. Kellner is going DOWN!”
Mitsy: *sighs dejectedly, and leaves, as the group of boarders continues to rant on Kellner, and N’Sync*
Kuzibah: “You know, maybe we SHOULD send someone over to the WB.”
Kira: “Yeah, let them know what we’re thinking and why this upsets us.”
F=j: “Time to show Kellner why I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people...”
Lindsers: “Maybe you shouldn’t go, mom. I mean, *I* want to be the one to beat him senseless....”
Chloe: “Clearly, the diplomatic tactics aren’t that popular around here...”
Mitsy: *snffling* “It’s just not FAIR!”
She suddenly hears a guy’s voice, and turns to see a guy wearing a hooded sweatshirt, offering her a handkerchief.
????? : “I know what you mean....”
Mitsy: *takes the handkerchief* “They all think of me as a blonde ditz! Well, that’s probably because that’s my email address, but that isn’t the point! They all assume I’m a teenybopper who can’t spell and doesn’t think of anything that isn’t N’Sync! It’s just not fair, because I have ideas too, and I could accomplish as much as any of them!”
????? : “You’re right. They don’t appreciate you enough. And you know, that has to make you wonder... are they really your friends? Your REAL friends wouldn’t doubt you like this... they’d have confidence in your abilities. They’d believe in you, and have faith in your ability to accomplish things.”
Mitsy: *stops crying* “But they ARE my friends... even if they do mock my spelling... and my grammar... and N’Sync... and blame me for stuff, it’s all Heather and Berry’s fault, I swear! But they’re my friends... I can’t leave them....”
????? : “But you could be making such a real difference... given real responsibility and truly advancing a cause... Join us, Krista....”
Mitsy: “Well....” *suddenly stops short* “Wait, how do you know my name?!”
????? : *sighs* “I was hoping not to have to do things this way....” *draws back his hood, revealing his face...*
The BCS boarders have split up, infiltrating the building in teams. Roxymoron, VampyrSlayer, and Lindsers are on the roof....
Roxy: “All clear up here....”
VS: “Okay... let’s move in....”
Lindsers: *with a slight sniffle* “This was Green’s type of mission....”
VS: *concerned* “Lindsers....”
Lindsers: “How could he abandon me like that, leaving me alone with two children?!”
VS: “Look, I was there... he did what he had to do to stop the 1969 gremlin from killing us all. It could have happened to any of us, and if it weren’t for him, we might all be dead!”
Lindsers: *sobbing, and shouting* “They why couldn’t you save him?!”
VS: *saddened* “I don’t know....”
Roxy: “HEY! Both of you, BE QUIET. Listen to me, I’m his twin sister, I know these things. He’s too stubborn to have died like that. He’s alive somewhere, somehow, I’m sure of it... if he’d died, I’d know about it....”
VS and Linds look at Roxy, and sorta start to recover their composure, when suddenly a voice calls out from across the rooftop.....
Masked Ninja: “I’m glad to hear you two share a connection like that, Roxymoron. This way, I won’t need to send your identical twin brother a card letting him know I’ve KILLED YOU ALL!”
VS: “Oh you’ve GOT to be kidding me.”
Roxy: “A masked ninja?”
Lindsers: “BOY, did YOU pick the WRONG time....”
The three of them assume their Charlie’s Angels poses, as the ninja advances on them, and Prodigy starts playing in the background. Lindsers charges the ninja, kicking high. The ninja ducks, and swings back, but Linds parries and hits him with a chop to his shoulder. The ninja falls back, and attempts a leg sweep, but Lindsers does a backflip to get out of his reach. Roxy closes on the ninja, hands moving in a flurry of blows that the ninja is barely able to keep up with. Finally, the ninja catches one of her arms and is tries to flip Roxy over him, but Roxy reverses it and sends him flying into a large metal air conditioning unit on the rooftop. The ninja staggers, as VS runs up the side of the air consitioner, flipping off and kicking him on the chin. The ninja backs off, and then breaks into a run, dashing through a roof door into a stairwell.
Roxy, Linds, and VS charge down the stairwell after him, bursting through a door at the bottom of it, only to emerge in.... Jamie Kellner’s office. In the middle of the room, tied up in a chair, sits the man himself... Jamie Kellner.
Kellner: “Help! That crazy’s been holding me hostage for weeks now!”
Linds: “Oh sure. And I suppose he told you not to bother keeping the best show on your network for next season too.”
Kellner: “It’s not my fault! He threatened me! Please, you have to help me!”
Roxy: “Then get it back!”
Kellner: “I don’t dare... not while that guy is on the loose....”
VS: “So, basically what you’re trying to tell us is that you’re absolutely useless to us at the moment.”
Kellner: “Hey! Wait! Aren’t you supposed to rescue me and take me back to your places so I can hook up with one of you?!”
Lindsers wanders up to him seductively, and kneels down with her face inches from his, as he’s still tied up in the chair.
Lindsers: “Nah.” *she puts a finger on his forehead, and pushes, so he falls over, and is now tied to a chair lying flat on its back*
Roxy: *to her BCS comlink* “This is Angel team, calling all other units. Our work here is done, everyone out!”
VS: *standing over Kellner, as he looks up helplessly* “I’d wish you good night, Mr. President, but see I’m from Canada, and we’ve got a Prime Minister. Ta, ta!”
Kellner: *sighs* “I wonder if it’s too late for me to change careers....”
The boarders have all successfully escaped a few hours ago. Suddenly, a ventilation shaft cover is kicked out, and the Masked Ninja jumps down to the ground, beaten and bruised from his battle.
Ninja: “That was too close.... they almost took me down.”
Suddenly, the ninja hears a voice behind him.... “But you survived.”
Ninja: *whirls* “YOU?!”
Anthony: “Not many people could have took them on and made it out in one piece.”
Ninja: “You do NOT want to mess with me right now....”
Ant: “You know our operational procedures, you knew where to be waiting, and you survived the fight.”
Ninja: “I’ve been watching you people for a long time. You’re the only ones who can stand in my way.”
Ant: “I don’t care how long you’ve been watching us, there’s only one man who’s that good. The same guy who ran off with my wife and then abandoned her. Same guy who ran out on my Erin too. I don’t know what possessed you to join the other side, but I’m going to take you down.”
Ninja: “I’m not who you think I am....”
Ant: *raises his hand in front of him, flips it palm up, and curls his fingers in* “Prove it.”
The Ninja charges, launching off the ground with a jumping kick. Anthony steps effortlessly out of the way, grabs the ninja’s leg, and swings him around slamming him into the side of a dumpster with a loud *KLANG*. The ninja gets up shakily, punching at Anthony with one hand, but Ant catches it. The ninja punches with his other hand, and Ant catches that too, and then knocks the ninja down with a headbutt. Ant pins him down to the ground to the ground, and reaches for his mask.
Ant: “Maybe you’re right. GA would have lasted longer. So let’s see who you REALLY are....”
Anthony pulls off the ninja’s mask to reveal... James Van Der Beek!
JVDB: “Bad move, fool! BEHOLD the hypnotic power of my massive forehead!!!!”
Ant: *clutches his head in pain* “AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Nnoooo.... Erin....” *his eyes glaze over, and he collapses*
A woman walks into the alley, where Van Der Beek is panting exhausted, and Ant is unconscious.
JVDB: “Took you long enough. You were supposed to bail me out!”
She rubs her hand across Ant’s cheek, with a slightly evil grin.
Mitsy: *evil grin* “Oh, you handled it well enough.... and THIS is going to be fun.....”
TO BE CONTINUED..........
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