| The Tao of Travis |
| I Travis, the Lord of Rock, hereby declare you souls condemned. You must all bowdown before me and worship the power of my electrifying guitar. All those who don't shall be shunned and shot to death in Compton. Also, you must worship my band, and the bands which I shall list for you. Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, The Ramones, The Clash, Blink 182, The Offspring, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Incubus, Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers, Eric Clapton, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, CSNY, The Doors, The Eagles, Kansas, Chicago, Boston, Styx, Santana, Sublime, Tool, Thrice, Yes, BTO, ZZ Top, Black Sabbath, and more to be named at a later date. (When I am in a sober state-of-mind.) |
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| TRAVIS |
| Days Go Bye Written by the Great Travis Days go bye and I wonder why, I'm still here, wasting all my time Days go bye, and I wonder why I'm still here, living all these lies. You said everything would be fine Until the end of time But I can see it's not true It was just a lie Days go bye and I go bye But you, you live on forever Inside of me Is where you'll is where you'll always be I drift in and out of the void now Closer and closer to death But you will live on forever inside of me Days go bye and I wonder why I'm still here, staring at the sky Days go bye and I wonder why I'm still here, thinking of you You said everything would be fine Until the end time But I can see that is not true it was just a lie |
| Ode to Corey
Submitted by: Maro Tsigaridas Oh Corey, why do you amuse me so? Your fraloopy hair bounces as you thrust your body against a wall, and/or James. How you dramatically stroke the neck of your guitar, creating tunes of whimsy and ponies and RAINBOWS...frolic dear blonde fellow, prance into the abyss you create, with the purple skies and pink daisies scattered about.... strum those chords and keep you G-string in tact dear friend... Do not let the music end, for Paul will cry and the Catholic priests will get suspicious of you and James, and your un-lawful marriage and pregnancy... And they WILL find you |
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