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Dear Grant, Esquire: Last week I finally got a date with Betty (you were right, the box of haiku did work!). The date came on really short notice so when I got off from work I had only a few hours to prepare. Boy, did I have a lot to do! I started by cleaning the bathtub, then I cashed in some of my mutual funds to pay off my gambling debts. I remodeled the kitchen, applied for a gold card, and called my mother for the first time in eight years. I vacuumed the living room, repented my sins and recommitted myself to Christianity.  I dropped off my grungy mutt in the middle of the woods, washed my bed sheets, and reapplied for Law school.
I am glad to report that the evening was a success and I have already lined up a second date. My life is now in order thanks to Betty coming over, but I still am afraid of answering her questions about my past. My question to you is this: Would you say that someone (a friend) has purchased sex if the prostitute was not selling her body, but only renting it by the hour? -Mr. Uncertain

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