Audience: *Claps wildly. Once again, Inu-Yasha sits in the front row, looking angry.*
Miroku: Alright, you all know how to play. The fine women stand behind these curtains, leaving the only thing visable, their shadows. The audience votes for which shadow is the cutest curviest one. Then, I get to date her! Shippo, show us the contestants.
Shippo: *Contestant Number 1 is thin, has hair in a ponytail, and appears to be wearing a stretchy, latexy outfit.* Contestant 1 is the friend of the reincartnation of an ancient priestess, and once lived in the village where the shikon no tama was made! This contestant enjoys killing demons and having people ride on her!
Miroku: Ohhhhhhhhhh... At least I know this isn't a sick joke. I'll ride on you Sang-
*Kagome pops up and slaps him.* Hi Miroku! I'm filling in for Sango, sorry... Great show, but I think I sense a shard! Bye!
Inu-Yasha: ...This is just sick...
Miroku: *Rubs face.* My, Kagome slaps me almost as hard as Sango, not that I'm pleased... *Ahem* Contestant 2?
Shippo: *Contestant 2 is a little... Fat. Takes up half the bottom screen.* Contestant 2 is the boss of a spirit world and runs it well! Mean and heartless, Contestant 2 enjoys bossing around people and hating siblings!
Miroku: I swear, that one's Sesshoumaru in a fat suit... Who's next?
Shippo: *Contestant 3 is fair, and looks really young.* Contestant 3 works for Contestant 2, or used to. This Contestant enjoys giving people their real names and hanging out with odd spirit people.
Miroku: Despite her profile, she looks acceptable... Audience, do your thing!
Audience: *Presses the buttons on their armchairs. Inu-Yasha closes his eyes as his claw lands on button 2.*
Miroku: Ok! Time to see who you picked! Please don't let it be 2....
Poll: Contestant 1, 499. Contestant 2, 1. Contestant 3, 498.
Miroku: The audience looks small today, but it appears I'm walking off with lovely number 1!
*Youbaba and Chihiro pop out from behind the curtains.*
Youbaba: You told me this was a sure fire way to get a man! That's it, I'm stealing your name again, Sin!
Chi- Sin: But Youbaba! Haku referred us both here, not me! And what she doesn't know is that at this very moment, Haku is-
Youbaba: Who are you talking to child?
Sin: No one, mam!
*Both exit. Miroku blinks. Inu-Yasha faints.*
Miroku: Well at least it wasn't Sesshoumaru again. *Smirks*
Inu-Yasha: I'll rip that tongue right ought of your lecherous mouth!!!
Miroku: We're all most out of time, sorry! Now for my date with Sa-
*Sango steps out from behind the curtain holding Kirara.* Kirara wanted to be on, but she was too short for her shadow to be seen in the curtain. I held her up so she could be seen. Didn't you find it odd that there was a tail on the screen!? I'm out of here. *Sits down Kirara next to Miroku.*
Miroku: But- What about- How- Ugh... -.-'
Inu-Yasha: *Has left his state of anger to laugh wildly.* Hahahaha! Oh my godess, Miroku's dating a cat! XD
Miroku: *Reluctantly holds his arms open for Kirara to leap into. She leaps right over him and pulls a rice ball out of his back pocket, eating it happily.* Hey! I was saving that!
*Kirara bounds after Sango, leaping onto her shoulders, nuzzling her happily. Miroku's mouth hangs open in disbelief.*
Miroku: Ok, show's over. Shippo, I need to have a word with you later...
*All exit. However, one girl stands in the audience.* Did somebody say "Oh! My Godess!"?