- A seminar for prospective wrestlers is due to take place at the K-Star Gym in Kingstanding on the 30th of May. Recommended for anyone who has ever wondered what it's like to be a pro-wrestler, the session costs �25 and covers basic breakfalls, tie-ups, chain wrestling, slams, submissions and ring psychology.
Applicants who decide that they want to continue after the seminar will be interviewed by K-Star Staff with a view to further training and being put on the roster.
Call Matt on 07749 974 713 for more details.
- Apologies to anyone who turned up at the last show to find it cancelled due to ring failure. The next show will be at the end of May at St. Teresa's Community Centre in Perry Barr. For full details, see the K-Star Homepage.
02.06.04
So, it seems K-Star Insider ran a Fantasy Warfare section to see who would win in a feud between me and Wolf. Nice to see the common man taking an interest in his betters, but try to understand: Wyld Kaos isn't going anywhere. We are the dominant tag team in K-Star today, and that isn't likely to change. And what do you mean, he'd win?? Of course, I can understand that some couch-potato who spends his days and nights poring over results and fixtures might believe that weight is the dominant force in the universe, but I'm here to smash your sad delusions. Chaos rules the universe.
Let me give you a couple of examples: A butterfly flaps its wings in North Africa, and in so doing triggers a hurricane to rage across the atlantic and turn the eastern US seaboard into soggy kindling. Similarly, a foolish journalist embarks on a flight of fantasy, and triggers the shattering of his kneecaps into a million pieces in a freak crowbar accident.
Cause and effect. Ponder.
Gremlin
28.05.04
Really. Deep down, how long did you think it would be before I got my own website? Every major menace in the world has one: Nestle, Monsanto, the government... now me. If the answer on your lips is "not long enough", then unlucky, and I hope that's not the last unpleasant thing you find there.
If you were at the last K-Star show, Broken Rules, then you witnessed myself and Wolf (with a graceful assist from the Lady Stormkrowe) take apart the Sideshow. "Who?" I hear you ask, and not without good reason. We beat them so bad, it's conceivable that we knocked them clear out of your third-rate memory. If you weren't there, why the hell not? We both know you've got nothing beter to be doing on a Friday night. Shame on you.
Those of us who had our priorities straight also saw the debut of a great new heel in the form of Cory Americana. Look out for this one, he's a true believer in the American Dream, and is that ever a safe thing? Ask Steve Corino. Added to which, he's under the veteran wing of "The Import" Sal Americana, backed up by the outstanding Kade Callous, and set to do great things here in K-Star. Great and, with any luck, very very painful.
The main event was, as predicted, insane. Maddog stole the victory with a diving elbow from the top of a ladder to the ring, but in my humble opinion, it was his sheer perkiness that saved him. That's right, Maddog. Beating you to a bloody pulp must've been like clubbing a baby seal to death; even the hardest bastard out there has to hesitate.
And on the subject of people living on borrowed time; Phalim Finlay, the "Pride of the Emerald Isle" has truly demonstrated the luck of the Irish by drawing my tag partner Wolf as his opponent at the next show. He may have managed to pull a victory out of nowhere against Kade Callous at Broken Rules, but I predict his next encounter to be a short, brutal lesson on what it is to be patriotic on the Wolf's time. Expect no mercy.
Despite our best efforts at Broken Rules, however, I hear that Cypher is also set to return, and this time with a new tag partner, Saracen. From what I know, Saracen is a serious guy, and I don't know how well he'll take to Cypher's... er... innovative style. Added to which, he's six foot tall and 350 pounds, so if he decides to take issue with Cypher's antics... ah, well. We can only hope.
That Clown is a ticking timebomb of violence just waiting to go off. There will come a time when the Wet Willy will no longer be enough to keep him giggling, and any aggro he gets from Saracen at the next show can only help that process along. Godspeed. I hear they were both assaulted at the gym last weekend, and I wouldn't blame Saracen if he's already regretting inheriting the clown's enemies. Tragic shame, that.
I myself have not been booked, but don't go relaxing or anything. I'll be there. Someone's life has to go horribly, horribly wrong.
Anon,
Gremlin