billy walks into the
kitchen, find his mother busy at t’stove. So he says t’her, “Mam, what y’up
to?” and mam says, “I’m making up a sample batch of eccles cakes for the market
this Sunday. Just a preliminary batch of course, to make sure I’m getting the
consistancy, flavour and texture right. would you like to try one?” billy says
yes and pops a whole one in his gob. “UGGH!” he interjects, “that’s awful, Mam!
It tastes like semen!!!” Well, Mam is shocked and taken a-back! “steady on
billy! They’re just Test Eccles!”
