Stand-up Comedian
by Matthew Weaver-Uzelac
Mental
Cognition 3d6
Knowledge 4d6
Mein 2d12
Performin': Comedy 5d12
Tale Tellin' 5d12
Smarts 4d10
Bluff 5d10
Ridicule 5d10
Survival 2d10
Spirit 3d8
Guts 2d8
Corporeal
Deftness 2d6
Shootin': Pistol 2d6
Slight o' Hand 2d6
Nimbleness 1d8
Strength 2d6
Quickness 2d10
Vigor 2d6
Wind: 14
Pace: 8
Size: 6
Edges:
"The Voice: Grating" 1
Dinero 3
Hindrances:
Hankerin': Cigarettes -1
Slow Poke -2
Yearnin': Fame -2
Yeller -2 (Cowards are always funny)
Gear: Police Pistol, 50 rounds of ammo, Black Jeans, Leather Coat (-2 to damage), Carton of Cigarettes, Bottle of water, Briefcase full of props and sight gags.
Personality: Hey, good to be here... good to be anywhere now a days, right? I just have to say this is the nicest, burnt-out, rat-infested, smelly stinkpot I have been in since the last burnt-out, rat-infested, smelly stinkpot I was in. I gotta ask this, are their any muties in the crowd? Hey, how ya' doin'? Is that your skin I saw hanging at the coat check? I'm only kiddin' ya'. I say I'm glad to be here, because on the way here, I almost got smoked by the ugliest, two faced critter on the face of this planet...we're talking Godzilla, before the make up people got to him! This thing almost had me down it's throat, but I tell you, a bunch of us came together, we banded up and stood our ground. Well, they stood their ground, and I stood on the ground like four or five hundred feet back...but I was with them in spirit. But, hey - that's the way it has to be. We got to stick together, or this world is going to continue on it's slip and slide ride to oblivion, and you know the horror that would bring...it would be like all of us, living in Cleveland.
Quote: "Don't shoot, it's just me!"