Elvis Impersonator
by Matthew Weaver-Uzelac
Mental Traits
Cognition 2d12
Knowledge 1d8
Academia: Occult 2d8
Disguise 2d8
Mein 4d10
Performin': Sinigin', Guitar 3d10
Tale Tellin' 5d10
Smarts 3d8
Survival 2d8
Spirit 2d6
Guts 2d6
Corporeal Traits
Deftness 2d10
Shootin': Pistol 3d10
Nimbleness 2d6
Drivin': Motorcycle 3d6
Fightin': Martial Arts 3d6
Skydivin': 2d6
Strength 3d6
Quickness 4d6
Vigor 2d6
Wind: 12
Pace: 4
Size: 7 (Big 'Un)
Edges:
Renown 1
Dinero 2
Martial Arts Training 3
Hindrances:
Oath: Keep the King's memory alive -3
Big Mouth -3
Yearnin': Rid Graceland of the evil that
lurks in it's halls. -3
Big 'Un -1
Gear: Chrome plated Colt .45, 30 rounds of ammo, Blue Suede Shoes, White Sequined Jumpsuit, Sunglasses, Hairdryer, Elvis Biography, Collection of Elvis CD's
Personality: Uh-huh. Thank you.... thankyouverymuch. I am HIM, darlin'. You are here to bear witness to the greatness that was - THE KING. Thank you... Thankyouverymuch. Now, I know some of you are sayin' that the King is dead. Well baby, you're just plain wrong. For each and every one of you, I AM your Elvis Fantasy tonight. I'm here...just for you. I won't be here but for a one night stand. You see, I'm on the road and I'm on a crusade. The home of the King himself is occupied by the minions of darkness. Wise men say "only fools rush in", but one day, me and all the true believers are going to cross the Mighty Missisip. We're gonna march straight into Memphis and deliver a Hunka-hunka-burning hurt on those zombie brains. Y'all with me? Uh-huh. Well, thank you...thankyouverymuch.
Quote: "Thank you...thankyouverymuch".