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Griffinfuhrer Updates
22/02/06
Updater: James "Griffinfuhrer" Griffin
Funstrips added. Fuck off with the questions about why it took so long to update.
5/12/05
Updater: James "Griffinfuhrer" Griffin
Oh yes bitches, we're fucking back! It's been what, two years? I don't know, but we're fucking back! Since that fatty mcfatus TheMissingFAGOT shut us down like two years ago all I can say is we've been ITCHING for a comeback. And I've finally took the iniative to get off my ass and create a fucking new Griffinfuhrer that WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME AND LAST FOREVER. Oh, and of course, we've got a new layout. I bet you're all like "Oh this isn't the new layout is it, it looks like a piece of shit", well you know what FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MOTHER I HOPE YOU GET AIDS because this is the layout in all it's glory. What, want me to spend $5000 dollars on some fat tech faggot from Bangladesh to put together a fancy photoshop banner adorned piece of shit site with Flash everywhere that takes like, seven hours to load? No, noone GIVES A SHIT. This is the fucking basics and it's simple and easy to code, I don't have to spend fourty five hours fucking fiddling around with tables because it takes me five seconds to set this up and it's easy peasey, so I can focus on something called CONTENT. You know those shitty offical sites that suck because they have absoltuely no layout? Like ROLLINGSTONES.com and you go there, spend twelve hours loading the Flash pages and then you've got "OMG FUCKING TOUR DATES" and "DISCOGRAPHY" and thats like it, well I hate that shit and I like my sites SIMPLISTIC UP THE YING YANG thank you very much. So this is it, the new site. We've been down for TWO YEARS almost and we're finally back on the fucking air. It's been a while but we're finally back. Content will be up soon!!
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