Check out that ass, that lucious bum
They stare back, the little flirts
In their tiny mini skirts
Tiny tops show off their chest
Woah check out that pair of breasts
It makes me sick it makes me hurl
All this for a little girl
This is what I see every single day
It's been suggested that I'm gay
Although I'm not, I love girls too
Just as not as much as you
Girl on girl check out the action
But I don't see the guys attraction
Guy on guy girls dont feel the same
Whats the rule of this stupid game?
To get their attention you play stupid trick
They laugh at you, you little pricks
In time they fall for "boyish charm"
Now they're wrapped around your arm
But looks will lead to your demise
You need trophy, a pretty prize
'Getting off' the form of kiss
Get the teddy bear, don't you miss
The ultimate goal, to bed the girl
You get her drunk her head's a whirl
Into bed you both do get
Not hoping for a tete a tete
You screw all nigh, unprotected
Neither of you are infected
But you watch the line thats turning blue
And then you know the worst is true
Guess what? You're screwed