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Basic pit trap survival- lesson 1


One of the most common tactics of the enemies of space commanders are pit traps. They come in all different shapes, sizes, and things in the pits. In lesson 1, the most basic pits are described.

Shallow Pit
One of the most common pits it the shallow pit. Most bad guys are lazy and only dig for a little while. The usual pits are big enough to fit 1-3 men and go up to your shoulders.These pits are usually filled, but then they are considered different pits. The easiest way to get out is to lift yourself out with the arms.

Snake Pit
Snake pits are a bit deeper than shallow pits and are filled with snakes. Most common snakes are gun-vipers, solidones, and lazer-spitters. The best way to deal with the snakes is to beat them with the standard whacking clab. Tap dancing can scare away the snakes and force them to eat eachother for ... because... just because. Climb out using a ladder.

Alligator Pit
These pits are filled with vicious alligators. The females have sharp wooden teeth and most males have rock lumps. The best way to survive one of these pits is to fight the allligators one by one, while talking to yourself with an aulstralien accent. Commanders who survive these pits win the prize of a Golden Star Shape, and alligator boots.

Deep Pit
These pits are uncommon but very simple. Deep holes are dug with kamikaze jackhammerists that jackhammer strait down in the ground, as far as possible, reaching depths of up to 200 foots. The holes are covered with big leaves and candy. Commanders that fall in these pits ususally are dumb and crappy and die. The only way to survive these is to try to turn so you fasten yourself against the walls and scream for a rope. Avoid these by not attempting to pick up or stand on big leaves, candy, or big leaves with candy on them.

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