-He must be a retard!
No way, he is just punching a rock
-Oh, cool. Let give him a dollar!
He is the least proffesional in the band, but he can hit the high vocals (ex, he ate a COARPSE)
This orm is has crappy vision, but good butt cheek action. Orm-Patrick would translate to Snake-Pat.
Real Name: Patrick
Instrument:Bass, Occasional High Vocals
Drumsticks: not really
Jaerb: Student
Turn ons: Fast snakes, shedding snakes, lazors
Turn offs: Babies, smelly gloves.
Super Power: Random speech, Face Forming, Big punch Small Wiener
Intrests: Mooning, stuff, beethaoles, drawing a pictures.
Favorite quote: "Snakes?! Did you say snakes?"
Size: Height plus weight=size
Favorite other band: The aquabats, Testament, The Violent femmes, and Children of Bodom
Lazer strong: 20 powershapes
Favorite Pok�mon: Bulbasour
