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11/03/04 - Tavis Weigand |
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Drink of Choice: Canadian
Theme of Night: Bubba Night II: Hawaii Night
Claim to Fame: By accident, started a freestyle rap contest along the canal. His surprise skills instantly shocked all and he let loose a rapidfire blast of rhythm and rhyme. Whether admiting to "Getting it in the bum, because it's fun" or "Fucking your sister, calling her mister," it just slid off his tongue. When his random friend for sociology admitted defeat, Eric took on Tavis, only to find Mr. Singlet the superior (and more vulgar) rapper. |
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<= The only thing more offensive than Tavis' rap |
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Before he yelled, "Hey, is that Tavis from my Sociology class?" we were all pretty fucking scared. |
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Tavis ponders fucking your sister. |
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Stunned, shocked, out-rapped. |
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Drunk on talent . . . and beer. |
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It's all too much. |
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You don't want to now what Tavis is saying. |
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As the entire 'fight' happened, no one could comprehend what they were watching. Of course it ought to be noted that we were all at the canal around midnight. |
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Eric challenges Tavis. |
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Tavis responds in shock . . . and more rhymes |
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- {Earlier that evening } -
- { home } - |
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What the fuck?! |
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