Drink of choice: Appleton's & Coke & Bleue
In the male species, rarely does such a genuine exmaple of pure, unfettered, and unadulterated smoothness come along. When it does, it must be congratulated in full form. On this night, Russell "Rustybane" Gordon emitted a level of such smoothness that one could not help but behold his magnificience, and be subject to his every desire. Were Enrico Suave to have participated in Vice Night, he would surely tip his proverbial cap to Rusty. His advancement in Inter-Columbian-Asian relations will have reverberations felt around the globe. Congrats.
