| THE EIGHTIES ALIVE AT CLEARWATER |
| PARTY |
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| Please hold back any jokes suggesting prostitution. |
| Michael, I think you may have had too much to drink. Quiet, Kit! What do cars know about partying!? You can be so cruel when you drink, Michael. |
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| Kristine gets physical |
| Angus can make condoms with plastic wrap and a glue stick. |
| Magnum rocks out |
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| Our careers over? What? |
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| Flock of Seagulls' frontman Mike Score ran all the way to be here (his best gig in years); Michael Knight munches on his chest rug. |
| Blinded by SCIENCE! (and alcohol) |
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