| COMMUNIST PARTY | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| LONG LIVE THE GLORY OF FIRST GRENVILLE, CRUSHER OF THE CAPITALIST WAY. OUR REVOLUTION IS PERMANENT AND DEMANDS THE UNINTERRUPTED PRODUCTION AND CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL AND ILLICIT SUBSTANCES. ABSITAINING FROM DRINK IS COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY. WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE UNIVERSITY OF OTTAWA, WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH THE UNIVERSITY OF OTTAWA. THE SHACKLES OF WESTERN IMPERIALISM BE GONE, COMRADES AND RAVENS UNITE - YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR STUDENT CARD. GLORY TO COMMUNISM, GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION, GLORY TO CARLETON. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| COMRADE MEGAN EDUCATES THE MASSES ON PROPER BLOWJOB TECHNIQUE. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| RAISE YOUR HEAD HIGH, COMRADE. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| OUR BROTHERS FROM THE UKRAINE TAKE IT IN THE MOUTH. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| DEEP THROAT ONE FOR BIG BROTHER. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BLOWJOB OR GULAG, YOUR CHOICE COMRADE. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| WEST GERMANS CAN'T SWALLOW THE REVOLUTIONARY LOAD. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| DISSIDENTS WILL BE PROMPTLY JERSEYED. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| COMRADE BEN IS FLAMING RED IN THE DARKNESS OF IGNORANCE. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| COMMUNIST PARTY MARCH | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||