On caf food...:
I'm off to see the Wizard, the Wizard of Bad Food and Colon Cancer..
On revolutions...:
Revolutions go around in circles. Just like toilet paper rolls!
On homework...:
I'm not allowed to pee until I euclidean algorithm.
On housecleaning...:
Soon there'll be room for the midgets I've been keeping in my closet...
On pie...:...and pie...mmmm pie....
