Look deeply into my eyes...yes...deeper...OUCH! You've gone too far...try again...look harder...pay special attention to the right eye...you feel that? Gravitational pull? Do you feel the urge to cause it some kind or harm? I KNEW IT!
I spent all year as the target of apple cores, juggling balls, sex questions, water bottles, name-that-song sessions, art student jokes, and MUCH, MUCH MORE!
Bambi deserves a One Night Stand because...
Giggle Guts...giggle, giggle, giggle...*SNORT*
I Just Wanna Be A Cowboy, Baby!
Word to your mother.
