I bet that Moses is really mad at George Bush! The commandment said "Thou shall not kill" NOT "God told me to smite Saddam"... oops! I guess George will have all of eternity to wonder why he is living in a lake of fire... I read in the newspaper that the US Senate investigation into 9/11 says that THERE ARE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and that THERE ARE NO TIES BETWEEN IRAQ AND TERRORISTS! Gee... Bush lied... The reasons for going to war with Iraq are TOTALLY BOGUS!

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Link to pictures of the Race on SUNDAY at the waterfront...

Link to More! pictures of the Race on Saturday at the beach near Manila...

The Kinetic Sculpture Race has been a Memorial Day event for 30 years. The Sculptures travel on roads, in the water and over sand dunes from Arcata to Ferndale. It takes 3 days. All the vehicles are totally human powered. They are mechanical marvels like a multi-person bicycle. Some have support people that ride along with the machines. These people help push the crafts up steep sand dunes or pull them out of the water... The gourd shown below was blown off course by the strong winds Sunday and had to be rescued by the Coast Guard... The gourd sculpture acts like a sail and they accidentally overshot the exit boat ramp...
See you next year!

Link to Pictures at the finish line in Victorian Ferndale...


many java animations...beautiful geometric art
play with this one... you can make adjustments to control the look of the art...FUN! SILLY TOO!

psychedelic light show...


Rainbow SQUIRALISM...


bouncing balls create cosmic patterns...
diamond shaped, smooth flowing, texture SHREDDER...
java animation kaleidoscope...8 way reflections create colored patterns that swirl, ebb and flow in rainbow patterns...this is designed for 640x480 monitors
click here for 800x600 monitors...the same program but a bigger picture
link to an ecology website called http://www.culturechange.org

Links to all my websites...
FRESHWATER ECOLOGY ACTION...Earth First! tree sit... http://gregvan.tripod.com

Family Photos... http://gregvan.oceansfree.com
Kaleidoscope Animation Programs and Lyrics, Online Psychiatrist... http://www.angelfire.com/art2/gregvan

Mom's AA Chico... http://www.geocities.com/momsaachico

Photos of Musical Bands at HSU in Arcata... http://gregvan.bravehost.com

link to the main webpage here at geocities...circa 2003...
this was what it looked like last year

The picture of Bush as a dangerous madman (below) was unspired by a newspaper article saying that we are spending $6 billion dollars to do research into better nuclear weapons... I find that this defense money is making its way to Humboldt State University. I have been offered two internships for computer science students... One from Los Alamos Lab and another from Lawrence Berkeley... No other offers... The CALCULUS teachers are happy... That branch of math is required for Atom Bomb design... Can you imagine anyone that really thinks that we need new and improved Atom Bombs? Insane! They propose smaller bombs that will be more likely to be used in a War. Our current Nukes are so big that NOONE would ever use them because they would trigger WWIII and the end of all life on the planet. Therefore, they feel that we need to design "mini-nukes" that can be used to blow up tunnels and caves in Afghanistan... I'm not making this up!


...ALIEN SOCKET WRENCH... a science fiction story by gregvan...

This is a photograph of a wrench that I found in my backyard. It seems to have been left behind by space aliens. I can see that it clearly fits the hand/claw/tentacle... I bet that they are cursing loudly right now...

"Where is that *@##@#& wrench?"...



FRODO LIVES! a couple of posters for Middle Earth FANS...

Feel free to print them to hang on the wall at the office...


Link to a TOY program... wiggle your mouse around the screen to change the appearance of the kaleidoscope image... click here to play with the toy

New toy Java Applet...

java kaleidoscope animation... 8way art...
TROPICAL FISH ANIMATION...

New Art that shows the beauty of oscilloscope patterns...

KSR 2002 photographs...
CLICK HERE for photos of the KINETIC SCULPTURE RACE. These works of art travel IN THE WATER and on the land from Arcata to Ferndale (40 miles) in three days.

More photos of the 2002 Kinetic Sculpture race...Including a pink lady ! The lobster is done in the "lost coast brewery" style. Detailed descriptions of what the race is all about including THE DREADED rules and regulations and contact information.
EVEN MORE photos of the race...a smiling lady under the pink elephant, UCSB-hotdog-showing the paddles that are used when these things become boats... SNAIL CAR TRIPPING......
All the words from a newspaper article I wrote for the HSU Lumberjack Newspaper... The party mentioned has already happened but the Laboratory is still there... Well worth the visit... They do not have any regular hours for visitors but they might just let you look around anyway... they are real friendly people...

Kinetic Laboratory Open House and Party
The Laboratory that builds these works of art will be open to the public on Saturday, April 26th from 4pm to 9pm. This is a rare opportunity to go behind the scenes and see the underlying mechanical engineering that makes it all work. Talk to the designers and dance the night away. The lab is located at 8th and N street in a large warehouse in the industrial section of Arcata. Many of the sculptures are attached to the ceiling of the warehouse because there is not enough room to store them all on the floor. There will be live music, a raffle and a 9-hole kinetic miniature golf course.
The race itself is May 25th to May 27th and runs from Arcata to Ferndale. The sculptures race on roads, in sand and in the water. Therefore, the sculptures must be able to float and navigate the Eureka bay. Special tires must be used to travel on the sand dunes in Samoa. The tires and paddlewheels must be stored on the machine itself throughout the entire race. The official rules require all vehicles carry a teddy bear for emotional support.
June Moxon works at the Laboratory and has ridden a sculpture of a shoe across the United States. It took over two years to bicycle from Ferndale to Florida. She and her friend Ken Biedleman rode the sculpture and slept in a giant water barrel that was attached to the back of the shoe. They would ride until they ran out of money and then stop and build things for people. Once they had earned enough money to proceed, they continued their journey. Moxon's adventures are described in a book called "The Sky's the Limit" by Catherine Thimmesh. This book has brief biographies of famous women that accomplished great things. In the book there are stories of Jane Goodall and her research of the great apes of Africa. This is a children's book designed to inspire youngsters to believe in themselves and find the courage to go out and make a difference in the world. June finds herself the company of the great heroines of our time.
The Kinetic Sculpture race was started by artist Hobart Brown. He has an art gallery showcasing his metal sculptures on Main street Ferndale. The gallery features paintings by friends of his and a museum of the Race. The first race was in 1969 and has become a part of Humboldt County's Culture. People from around the globe come here to see the race and it brings in an estimated two million dollars to the local economy, said Bill Croft of the Humboldt Kinetic Association. At least six other cities have decided to start their own race. Perth (Australia), Baltimore, Ventura, Corvalis and even Poland have their own races. www.kineticsculpturerace.org is a website built by the Humboldt Kinetic Association. It has a map of the course, and the history of the race. Hobart has left the running of the race to the organization but still keeps his hand in. Visit them if you want to enter your own vehicle or start your own race. According to Bill Croft at the organization, corporate funding of this years race is less that normal. Due to the economy and the war, sources of money have dried up. He asks that every person in Humboldt county donate one dollar to the race.
Last year, students from UC Santa Barbara ran a sculpture that they had built for their own "moon rover" competition. It looked like a hot dog and bun. Even though it was a beautiful machine, it did not have the ability to go up the "slippery slimy slope". According to Robert Thoman at the Kinetic Laboratory, beauty is not enough to win in this race. The mechanical engineering requirements are rather tough. These machines have to go up an extremely steep hill near the end of the race.
The bands playing at the open house are: Spudgun, The Amazing Art Band and Compass Rose. Food, beer, wine and soft drinks will be served. To volunteer or help fund the race contact: The Humboldt Kinetic Associaton P.O. Box 3154 Eureka, CA 95502 Phone: 707-845-1717 [email protected] [email protected]
Bigger photographs are on KSR 2002
Hobart Brown's art gallery: www.hobartart.com
ART in Eureka, California. The sculptures in the back yard of the Morris Graves Gallery...
Brian Willson adresses a crowd at Humboldt State University. One of many anti-war protests held here. Just last week we were entertained by "the singing CIA agent"... We have a lot of fun at these anti-war protest marches and rallies. It seems pleasant to associate with people that are in favor of good and opposed to evil. I hardly ever see people marching with signs SUPPORTING the war in Iraq.

END THE WAR IN IRAQ. here is how...
BIODIESEL and E85 ETHANOL FUEL... Made in America by Americans. Instead of OIL and Gasoline from FOREIGN COUNTRIES ! Petrodollars finance Iraq, Iran and BUSH. Let's put them OUT OF BUSINESS. If we do not buy oil from them, they become insignificant. Bush could not have stolen the Presidency without petrodollars.
Petrodollars finance terrorists... Including the MADMEN named George W BUSH, Saddam Who's Sane? and Osama... Identical triplets!
Remember, the majority of Americans voted for Al Gore. The electoral college voted for Bush. WHO ARE THEY ?
There is No Need to fight a WAR in IRAQ if we just put American grown fuel in our cars and trucks. E85% ETHANOL is made from corn, wheat, rice, potatoes or EVEN PRUNES. BIODIESEL is made from soybeans, hemp or sunflower seeds. Lets keep the MONEY spent on fuel IN THE UNITED STATES. Go ahead, drive all you want. We'll just GROW more! American farmers need your support. ASK for Biodiesel and E85 Ethanol whereever Gasoline is sold.
BIODIESEL...a simple solution to a complex problem
E85 ETHANOL FUEL...an alternative to WAR with Iraq...

My alien Artwork...*

MOM'S AA POSTERS...

LOST COAST DOGS...POSTERS...A HUMBOLDT STATE OF MIND...

Los Gatos Fantasmos...fiction...a SCARY ghost story...



DREAM FACTORY...A TECHNIQUE FOR MANUFACTURING IDEAS WHILE YOU SLEEP...

Cardboard cities of KALIfornia...

LYRICS TO A SONG I WROTE FOR the BAND solarwind...Ken Coghill,Mark Braunstein,Leon Abbot and I
WE ARE LIVING IN THE CITY OF THE FUTURE
ALL OF US HAVE HIGH-TECH JOBS
WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT
THAT ONLY HAPPENS TO LOW TECH SLOBS

BE A NURD ! BE A NURD !
BE A HIGH-TECH WIZARD...BE A NURD !

THEY USED TO LAUGH @ ME WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL
THE SOCIAL "IN" SET WAS SO VERY PROUD
BUT NOW THOSE PEOPLE ARE SEARCHING THRU THE WANT ADS
THEY SAY "I WANT TO BE PART OF THE COMPUTER CROWD"

BE A NURD ! BE A NURD !
BE A HIGH-TECH WIZARD...BE A NURD !

I'M ALREADY RICH 'THOUGH I AIN'T EVEN THIRTY
THE COMPUTER AGE HAS EARNED ME A PILE
I WORK WITH MY HANDS BUT I DO NOT GET THEM DIRTY
BECAUSE OIL AND GREASE JUST AIN'T MY STYLE

BE A NURD! BE A NURD!
BE A HIGH TECH WIZARD...BE A NURD!

I WROTE THOSE LYRICS IN THE 1980'S...TIMES SURE HAVE CHANGED... LIVING IN A HOME MADE OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX SEEMS LIKELY FOR THOSE LAID-OFF COMPUTER WORKERS...
hexspinner...a story...self-hypnosis program...QBASIC animation...(an ancient language that I played with 10 years ago)...swirling patterns on the computer screen...DO YOU SEE SOUNDS? HEAR COLORS? WELL...YOU DO NOW!
imagine that you are floating in a tub of warm water...every muscle in your body is completely relaxed...your mind drifts and contentment blooms like a time lapse film of a rose...you leave your body and rise up to the ceiling...you look back and see your body...it is resting with a cup of tea in it's hand...ahh...mint... as you watch your body,your mind seeps thru the ceiling and you see the world. there is a forest...it is for...rest... on the shore of a lake a spiral of deadheads dance around a fire. the flickering light seems to be perfectly synchronized to the rhythm of the drums... alas...the reversal of entropy is mearly an illusion. one of the deadheads reaches into the shadows and lifts a five gallon can of gasoline.it is tightly sealed.he places it on the fire... they all move back...it will take time for the gas to expand enough to burst the can... a slender woman with strawberry blond hair raises a conch shell to her lips and draws a deep breath. she blows a long note signaling the beginning of a new era of mankind. everything is dripping with meaning.significance saturates every leaf of every tree ... then a tiny hole appears in the gas can and a cone of fire reaches for the sky... you contemplate metalurgy,welding and strength of materials... then the gas can resigns itself to fate and a ball of fire searches for oxygen and of course finds it. the spiral of deadheads emit a massive yeah! and you drift on...your body tranmogrifies itself into a bear and you go fishing in a creek...you see your paws slap a salmon onto the bank and you eat the fish... (yes, I've done that)
ceremony and ritual...a story...a program...QBASIC animation...
OUR MINDS HAVE BEEN FUSED INTO ONE SHIMMERING COLONIAL ANIMAL...FLOWING IN THE CURRENTS OF THE MUSIC...
adrenaline, seratonin,synapses on fire !
IN THE SHADOWS,TORCHES FLICKER IN THE BREEZE. THE ORACLE BEGINS TO SPEAK, FEEL THE HEAT...
adrenaline,serotonin,synapses on fire!
WE DANCE OUTSIDE OF THE TRADITIONAL REALM OF TIME AND SPACE. THE CROWD ERUPTS IN OUTBURSTS OF FREE-FORM MOTION AS THE INTENSITY OF THE JAM PEAKS
adrenaline,serotonin,synapses on fire!
MY BODY IS TRANSFORMED INTO A PINBALL AND I RICCOCHET AROUND THE SPECTRUM ARENA BOUNCING OFF THE FLASHING LIGHTS.(Philadelphia) A CROWD OF DEADHEADS SURROUND ME INTENT ON TELLING ME STUPID JOKES... THEY JUST...know... THAT I WILL LAUGH...
adrenaline,serotonin,synapses on fire!
GOD...THE 'BIG G' WALKS RIGHT UP TO ME AND SHAKES MY HAND. HE ANSWERS ALL THE REALLY BIG QUESTIONS. OF COURSE, BY THE NEXT MORNING I FORGOT THEM ALL! NO PROBLEM ....THEY WERE PROGRAMMED DIRECTLY INTO MY DNA AND I'LL KNOW THEM UNTIL THE END OF TIME........
THANK YOU DR. ALBERT HOFFMAN
A drawing of the planned HSU bookstore website...HOMEWORK FOR MULTIMEDIA CLASS...

I am the Walrus...ART...

better airplane presents:
RAINBOW SPIRALISM ON THE WEB!
this is the link to my old website on geocities... I've had this since 1977... Started working on it at the San Jose public library... There was a gang of people that hung out there using the public computers. They taught me a lot...


krsna kaleidoscope java applets in 3 sizes to fit your monitor...
640x480... 800x600... 1200x800...
all feature shredded colors and dancing rainbows...
krsna45... emphasizing the moire patterns and the jagged edges...640x480...
pa640
pa1200
pa100
pa3.java
homework alert!
this space is to store all the homework for database spring 2004... my plan is to name all files cis315s and then the name of what it is about...
Humboldt County Arts and Crafts...

Main Page and Product of the Month...
The CATALOG...
the order form...
see a sample product in 360 vision...


click on the underlined words that look like this to visit the catalog, order form, tropical fish animation... etc... etc...
DISCLAIMER: This is homework for CIS 315 Database Design class. It is a functioning webpage for selling products. HOWEVER, we have no products to sell and will NOT ship them to you even if you PAY FOR THEM. It would be a conflict of interest to have students conducting business on University computers...
http://www.geocities.com/gregvan/cis315srevisedproposal.html
http://www.geocities.com/gregvan/cis315srevisedproposal.html
cis315sbusinessrules.html
red tech list for erd
cis315erddrawing.doc
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