Kermit: Kermit THEE Frog here, in Egypt with Fozzy the Bear and Beaker the Scientist Assistant. How is everyone today?
Fozzy: Good. Good.
Beaker: Just excellent. Excellent.

Kermit: Good Good. Today's topic is intelligent life on earth. Fozzy, any thoughts?
Fozzy: I'd like to see it.
Beaker: I just can't believe that aliens have ever visited earth. If aliens had visited earth they would have left us some sign, some message. Some big building, maybe a mall. Where did aliens shop?

Kermit: Cut! Cut! Look behind you Beaker.
Beaker: Oh.

Take 2.

Kermit: Kermit THEE Frog here, at the College National Frisbee Championships with Fozzy the Bear and Beaker the Scientist Assistant. How is everyone today?
Fozzy: Good. Good.
Beaker: Just excellent. Excellent.

Kermit: Good Good. Today's topic is alien intelligence. Fozzy, any thoughts?
Fozzy: I once met a magician from Ottowa. What a weirdo, wocka wocka wocka.
Beaker: I just can't believe that aliens have ever visited earth. If aliens had visited earth they would have shown us how to build a spaceship, left some kind of diagram, and explained where to get parts for it. Some big building, like the Chrysler Building, or maybe a mall. Where did aliens get spare parts?

Kermit: Cut! Cut! Look out for that, um, flying disc.
Beaker: Ouch.

Take 3.

Kermit: Kermit THEE Frog here, in the Grand Canyon with Fozzy the Bear and Beaker the Scientist Assistant. How is everyone today?
Fozzy: Good. Good.
Beaker: Just excellent. Really Excellent.

Kermit: Good Good. Today's topic is alien visitation to earth. Fozzy, any thoughts?
Fozzy: Have you met my mother-in-law?
Beaker: I just can't believe that aliens have ever visited earth. If aliens had visited earth they would have left us some sign, some message. Some big building, some huge work of engineering like the Chrysler Building, or maybe a mall. Where did aliens shop?

Kermit: Hmmmm. Ok. Any other thoughts?
Fozzy: How about lunch?
Kermit: Beaker?
Beaker: Hmmmm. Sure, how about hot dogs?