This went out in email in August 2002. I thought I had plenty of time before the November election. I didn’t realize that Florida had a pre-election election scheduled for early September. Florida reminds me of General Sherman’s comments about Louisiana. My story got sent out just in time.

I like the frame with Dorothy as Lois Frankel, who it turns out was a state Representative and minority leader, not a Senator. I also like the frame that discredits Yoda, comparing him to James Baker or Theodore Olsen. Yoda is a bozo.