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Title: St. Patrick's Day Shenanigan's
Author Dragon_Wolf
E-mail: [email protected]
Fandom: CSI
Pairing: Nick-Greg-David
Feedback: Please I would love some and thank you in advance.
Rating: FRAO
Beta : Lady Jane thank you for all the help with this story



Prologue:



"Gil I need to ask for some emergency vacation time. Please!" Warrick asked as he ran into Gil's office. "Could I have the time off for the week of March 12?"

What is going on Nick thought, as he was passing Gil's office with Rick standing there out of breath?

Hope he is okay and there isn't a family crisis or anything.




Present day ***

Nick and Greg made their way to the locker room for the start of shift.Greg had a mischievous look too him which Nick knew too well.

This made the situation even worse because Greg didn't want to be stuck in the lab anymore.

But when Layla got sick Ecklie pulled him off CSI and stuck him back in the lab he wasn't a happy camper.  Gil had to agree with Ecklie on this because there wasn't anyone else to do the lab work at this time.

This made Greg even more pissed off but he would have his revenge soon with St. Patrick's Day coming.

Nick and David had no choice but to help him with his upcoming plans, he had too much private dirt he was willing to expose.

Greg went to his locker because he had planned to start his reign of terror tonight and he couldn't wait to begin.

He opened his locker with satisfaction, but his joy soon turned to horror!

Everything he had ready in his locker was missing, he couldn't believe it. There wasn't anything there he bent down and pulled the false bottom, and it was empty too, someone had cleaned him right out.

Greg slammed his locker shut and then was about to start yelling when Nick stopped him by saying "Greg what did you do with the stuff you had stashed in here?"

This stopped Greg he looked at Nick and asked him "You mean the surprises? There gone from your locker too?"

"Yeah everything is gone, has your locker been cleaned out too?" Nick asked.

"Uh huh I am empty too, What is going on?" He screamed.

"Okay enough of the yelling you two." Brass commented as he came around the corner smiling. "All will be explained when you come with me."

They both stood there in shock and said in unison "What?"

Jim just motioned them to follow him. 

They came around the locker corner they saw David sweating standing at the doorway, when he saw them he went white as a ghost.

"Okay you three, come on now no more wasting time here!" Jim announced.

The trio followed him into the interrogation room.  When they got inside he slipped the sign to DO NOT DISTURB INTERROGATION IN PROGRESS.

This didn't sit well with any of them at all especially when they saw who was waiting for them inside.

There were four chairs sitting on one side of the table and three on the other side. 

Sitting waiting for them was Gil, Ecklie, Doc Robbins, and Jim took his place in the fourth seat after they had sat down on the other side.

When they sat down they saw in front of them all tagged in individual evidence bags all the St. Patrick's day tricks that Greg had stashed in his Nick's and even David's lockers and the morgue for safe keeping.

In front of them were an assortment of lucky charms, mini whoopee cushions in the shape of shamrocks, and dancing penis's with pipes and leprechaun hats.

Than there were the standard leprechaun flakes to toss in the air, and green coffee, also the banners and balloons.

Greg saw all his handiwork spread out in front of him and he went whiter than David was.

Gil made a noise in his throat and Greg looked right into his eyes like a deer in the headlights look.  He didn't know what was going to happen now.

"Yes you see we did our own little investigation of your lockers in advance of the festivities." Gil mentioned.

"Someone was nice enough to pick the locks for us and Doc did his own digging and look what he found." Gil said with conviction.

"Now what are we going to do about this situation, Conrad?" Gil asked.

"Well I think the three of them should be fired for stupidity and danger to the workplace what do you think Doc?" Ecklie sneered.

"Well I do disagree about the firing part because I need David with me, sorry Conrad.  What do you think Jim?" Doc asked.

"Well they were going to be harmless pranks so I don't think firing them will be in order but I think we should hear an explanation from them about this." Jim said pointing to the evidence in front of him.

"Who's first? David?" Gil questioned with his penetrating gaze.

David looked like he was going faint when he was confronted by Gil.

Greg stopped him by saying "I was the one behind this stuff I was going to put them up around the lab and the break room for everyone to enjoy."

Ecklie picked up the box of dancing penis's and asked angrily "Do you think people would have found this funny Mr. Sanders?"

Greg visibly gulped when showed the item in question from Ecklie.

"Well it would have all been in fun in the end sir." Greg stammered.

Just then Gil's phone rang, he picked up and had a short conversation and nodded to Ecklie.

"Okay gentleman here is what is going to happen you will be able to use all these items for the children's party in the break room but not those." Ecklie commanded and pointed to the penises. 

"You see after last year when the director came in and saw the party last year when he did his surprise inspection with the community liaison they decided we should do it again this year but for the police services families children party." explained Ecklie, "But because we knew you would try something again th is year we decided to start early ourselves preparing for this instance."

Gil continued with his own part of this "There will be no punishments for any of you but you will be required to set up everything for the kids for the party which will begin in a few hours but before that you will follow Doc and he will continue the process for you to get ready for the party. Doc."

"Okay you three let's get going time is a wasting and there is a lot to do before the kids arrive." Doc got up and the three of them followed him to autopsy.

Brass followed the group and said as they went inside "I will watch the door till your done with them. We don't want any uninvited visitors before they are ready now do we.?"

This didn't sound good to any of them but they followed Doc into the room where Catherine, Sara, and Jackie were waiting for them. 

"What is going on and what are they doing here?" Nick questioned.

"Well Nicky, were here to prep you for your debut tonight.  Now take off your shirts and each of you up on a washing table now move it. Your Mine Nicky." Catherine commanded.

"Wait now I." David stammered.

"David come on I will do you, hurry up." Sara said as she tapped the washing table in front of her.

"Hey Greggo get your butt over here I have been waiting to do this since the genie's hat you made me wear when I lost that bet to you last year." Jackie laughed as she pointed to him.

All three men began blushing when Doc told them to stop being embarrassed and to get on with it.

They sighed and Greg was the first one to take his shirt off and he moved to Jackie's table and lay down on it.

Reluctantly Nick and David took there shirts off and went to Catherine's and Sara's tables respectively.

The girls than began washing each of the men's heads and made sure it was cold water to prolong there agony.  Then they began to shampoo and rinse them.  After this was done they began to open boxes with there back's turned to the guys.

"Hey what are you three doing back there?" Greg asked with trepidation.

"You will see soon enough, now be quiet and hold still we don't want to drip any of this where it isn't supposed to go." Catherine said as all three of them began applying liquid to the tops of their heads.

After this process was completed they put plastic hair bags on there heads and told them to go behing the curtain to dry off and get changed.  They would be done soon enough.

"Get changed, may we ask what we will be wearing?" David cringed while asking.

"No you won't know till you get back there and start changing. Now go!" Sara said and she pointed to the curtained off area behind them.

"And don't take off the caps either we will be able to tell if you try too." Catherine said.

What they found waiting for them behind the curtain almost made them faint.

Waiting for  them were leprechaun outfits, including green sparkling hats with a big shamrock in the front, and green coats and green and white leggings and black shoes with gold buckles on them with a large black belt to finish off the outfit.

"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING, I AM NOT WEARING THIS." Nicky screamed.

"Yes you are. Now get moving the kids are coming soon." Brass commanded from the doorway. "That is an order."

They finished getting undressed and began to put on the costumes. 

"What about the hats do we put them on too?" Greg asked.

"No leave them till after those will be the finishing touch bring them out with you when you come." Catherine answered.

The guys got into there getup but couldn't help but think each other looked kinda sexy in the costumes except of course for the stupid caps and all were wondering what they had done to their hair.

They looked at each other and Greg couldn't help but think Nicky looked sexy in his legging's they didn't leave much to the imagination even though he insisted on wearing his underwear because there would be kids around.

David looked good too the jacket fit him to a tee and all the workouts in the gym made his chest look strong in the getup.

Nick thought wow look at Greg and David they all looked great and the outfits were kinda skintight so everything showed but was covered up at the same time.

They all took a collective sigh and walked to the women again.  They were met with a round of applause and told to sit down on the wash table's again. This time though the were covered with towels so that the outfit's wouldn't be ruined.

There hair was washed again and than dried.

They got up and were told to sit in chairs beards were then applied to there faces and the hats were put on their heads.

One by one each of them went over to the mirror and saw their reflections. The women had colored their hairs bright orange and they all had the same beards to match.

"Okay guys now it is time for you to go and decorate the break room we will see you soon for the party." Catherine laughed while the other's didn't bother to stop they were howling and crying.

"Very funny you three but remember revenge is sweet and believe me we will get ours in the end." Nick said with conviction.

They left and went to the break room all the items except the penis's were waiting for them there as well as punch and a large cake in the shape of a shamrock. 

They got the room decorated in no time with the three of them doing the work and by the time they got it done they couldn't help but laugh at each other and thinking they had had a good one put over on them.

Everyone came in and clapped when they saw what the room looked like.  Then they brought out the camera's.

"No way. No how." David said hiding behind Nick and Greg.

"Oh come on they won't be that bad, now stand over there we want one on one's and then a couple of group shots." Warrick said.

"Hey I thought you needed emergency vacation time for this week why are you here?" Nick asked.

"Well I really didn't need the time off but I had heard what Ecklie and Gil had been planning so I ran I didn't want to end up like you three." Warrick laughed.

"Here wait a minute before you take the first shot there is something else to be done." Sara said as she made her way over to David.

She took his hat off and pulled the top of the shamrock a sound of Velcro being unattached was made and the shamrock sprung from the front of the hat.

She put the hat back on David's head and the room exploded with laughter as the shamrock began bouncing in front of David's head.

She continued to Nick and Greg and did the same to them.

"Smile for the camera guys." Warrick laughed as he began to take the one on one's. 

He than started the group shots with everyone.

During all this Nick, Greg, and David stood there and all three were planning different revenge scenario's for each and everyone of the night shift members.

When this was done the kids arrived and they all had started the party and the kids got a kick out of the mini whoopee cushions and the cake and ice-cream.

After the kids left Gil and the team cleaned up the break room and told Nick and company that the hair dye would come out by tomorrow it wasn't permanent and that they should go home and enjoy the rest of the night off together.

They left headquarters and made there home.

"I gotta get rid of this hair dye it is awful come on I will meet you in the shower." Nick said.

Greg and David smiled as Nick raced up the stairs and they saw his bubble butt bouncing.

They followed and the three of them undressed each other in the bedroom before making there way to the shower.

Nick turned on the water, while he was doing that Greg grabbed David and began kissing him their naked bodies pushed together. Nick came back and joined in and wrapped himself around David from behind and  he began kissing David's neck and shoulder area.

His own hard cock was pressed into the space between David's cheeks like a hotdog in a bun.

David moaned from the combined assault.

Then Nick left and David moaned again from the absence of Nick behind him while he checked the water.

"Come on guys the water is perfect." Nick said climbing into the shower.

Greg let David out of his embrace and David turned around and with his hard cock leading the way the pair made their way into the shower with Nick they took turns washing their hair and yes the dye did eventually come out.

They all looked like shriveled raisins when they finally got out of the shower.

They went back to the bedroom.

Greg got onto the bed and David climbed onto all fours and took Greg's cock and began sucking him while Nick got into position behind him and slid his own hard cock into David's hot channel.  David moaned at his entrance. Nick stopped and let David get used to him and when he began to relax Nick started to thrust slowly into his lover.

David continued to suck on Greg's now hard as nail's cock and began to pleasure him while Nick began moving himself.  Before too long they all came David all over the towel they had left on the bed and Greg flooding David's mouth and Nick exploding inside David.

They cleaned each other up and got into bed and went to sleep cuddled in each other's arms.





Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone



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