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The Beautiful Kim Smith
Update 4/24/2K1
I know I haven't updated in like a ten.... hunrded million years but my parents booted me off the internet as usual and I have two very good words for you..... VICTORIA'S SECRET. Yeah, that's what I thought. This beautifully fine chick in a women's lingerie catalogue that will be seen by millions of horny pedophile 40-year-old males and she's still in high school.... I mean WTF dude..... Anyways, I was able to jack the pictures off of her web site anyways even with that annoying copyright stuff that will probably get my site destroyed because of copyright infringement. I think I'm gonna finish the Brazilian section cause Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros are beautiful then put up some Victoria's Secret pictures as they come along. Then maybe..... MAYBE, if I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bored of Ashen Dust and NOBODY is on AIM, I MIGHT put up those 'other' pics you people asked for in the guestbook which doesn't work anymore thanks to those mother focking idiots. Oh ya, Kim's in a movie too. That would suck if it bombs cause I would really hate to see that and such. It focking better not.
Update 1/19/2K1
OKAY GREAT NEWS. "Here is some breaking news on Kim...I just got word that she the deal with Victoria Secret has been done and she will be shooting in NY this week...get that up on your sites as soon as you can and add your own little interesting twist to it if you can...Thanks everyone" - Email from my web master. ISN'T LIFE GREAT?
Update 1/18/2K1
I haven't updated in a while, but.... here I am. Okay, first off, Brazilian women are the best. Period. You can't compete. Which is why I am going to add a completely new Brazilian link on the link bar. It consists of some very yummy Brazilian Goddesses such as Ana Beatriz Barros, Alessandra Ambrosio, Amanda Salvato, Sylvia Missagia, and yeah. They'll all be up on the site eventually. Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio are already in the 'Other Hot Chicks' section, but I found TONS of pictures and I'm just going to have to make a seperate section for Brazilian women because they deserve it. Also, I'm just getting more pictures and stuff. The set of Alessandra Ambrosio ones I found are sssssoooooooooo damn tasty it looks better than Kim herself (ONLY this set). You're just gonna have to see for yourself. Keep signing the guestbook while I work on this god forsaken site.
Here's the greatest person in the world right here......
<------Don't worry, that's not what you
think it is all over her leg. It's just soap cause she came out
of a bath tub... with me of course. (Alessandra Ambrosio)
Update 1/4/2K1
Lately..... I've gotten some people wanting NUDE PICS..... you can check it out at the guestbook. Well, unfortunately for a lot of you, Kim Smith hasn't and never will hopefully pose nude because if she did I would like lose respect and retarded crap like that but anyways, I have some of Laetitia Casta, Shannon Elizabeth and lots of other yummy people. IF I CAN GET ENOUGH PEOPLE TO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK I MIGHT DO IT....... I mean, having the risk of having nude pictures on my computer isn't very cool and if I get caught, well that's not very cool either and the people at Geocities might get hella pissed too.... but if enough people want'em, I might just do it. Please sign the guestbook cause that's what I want in there. Thanks!!
Update 12/24/2K
It's Christmas eve and I've decided to update today. I just ate a phat dinner with a gigantic steak, some potatoes with sour cream and chives, asparagus with some oil mustard salt typed sauce thing, breaded and fried sea bass that melts in your mouth, and some sparkling cidar and a Stewart's grape soda. Mmmmmm...... yes, mighty tasty.
Update 12/18/2K
No, I'm not bored, but I can't do anything right now which is why I'm updating it, so yeah.... I guess I am bored. Hey, RETARDS, all of you people with web sites up thinking that this is a picture of Kim Smith, you're dead wrong because it's Ana Beatriz Barros. She's still pretty yummy though.... yeah... definetly. Anyways, my teacher was on Jeopardy and she lost pretty badly but you can see it on April 9th or 19th, 2001 or something like that. This is kind of sad because I don't have a biography of her yet which kinda shows I only care about her body and stuff and I know nothing about her but that's not true... okay it kind of is but I DO care about her background and stuff and I actually know a little bit about it.
Update 12/14/2K
Yeah... back to updating... why? Hm.. I don't know.... CAUSE I'M BORED. Added a guestbook SO PLEASE SIGN IT DAMNIT. I wanna know how you people think about my site. Also remember, don't be thinking that I AM Kim Smith, because it's just a web site FOR her. Don't sign the guestbook with "God Kim, you're so hot, please go out with me" because it's not gonna happen. Go post that on her real site at http://www.kimsmithmodel.com after you become a fan club member.
Update 12/13/2K
I'm so bored it's not even funny... actually it's a good thing because when I get bored I work on this web site. (Don't worry Kim, it's not like you're not good enough or anything). So like....... here's something fun:
This is a story to tell someone when they're high.
Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Thursday, which is Good Friday, we're having a Father's Day party for mother's only. Admission is free, pay at the door, pull out a chair and sit on the floor.
Late one night in the middle of the day, two dead soldiers got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, got up and shot the twice dead boys. If you don't believe me, ask the blind man who saw it all, through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.
Update 12/8/2K
I've been REALLY bored lately so I'm gonna be updating some stuff. Adding little extras here and there and making a couple fixes. The start picture is different..... so like.... ya!! I hope I can add more hot chicks in the 'Other' section...
Update 12/5/2K
I added a phat ass new section with other chicks in it. Some of my other favorite models and some of their best pictures. Laetitia Casta is on there right now, but there will soon be more. Some of the pictures don't work because I'm dumb but they will soon..... I think I'm going to make a big change in the color scheme of the web site just so that it's visually better.
Update 11/30/2K
Done a little extra updating and corrections so that pictures work.... also just so everyone knows, when Kim turns 18 on March 12th, 2001, Victoria's Secret will steal her and she will pose for them and that will be too cool.... yes... too cool... mmmmmm.... yes..... fine.... yes..... can't wait.... mmm....
Update 11/19/2K
The site is up and running!! It's not done though. Wallpapers are in. Site works beautifully, but not as beautiful as Kim. God damn she's fine...
Update 10/31/2K
I began working on this site.