Quotes
"He said you were crazy, and you know what? News flash, you are. You quit your job, you grow this ugly-ass beard, you look like you wear your clothes to bed and you move us to the middle of Nowheres-ville USA. And why? For what reason? Because somebody told you it was pretty once?"-as Ephram Brown to his Dad.

"The most important thing to remember about Manga is it's completely different from American comics, in every way, shape, form. I mean forget style, it's more than esthetics. The Mangakaf (?), the writers of Manga, they write heroes that are someone's kid, or someone's boss. Because the hero's civilian life is as important to the story as their secret identity. It's not just Clarke Kent waiting to turn into Superman. It's Superman waiting to turn into Clarke Kent."-Ephram Brown to Amy Abbott,
"We're moving where?!"-Ephram
"Everwood Colorado."-Announcer
"That's crazy."-Ephram (from the Everwood commercial on CTV).


"I'm makin' pancakes, you want some?"-Dad
"Go to hell!"-Ephram
"That's my boy."-Dad


"...Like a junkie begging for more smack."-Ephram about Delia wanting to watch 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' even though it gave her nightmares.

"I'd like to take a moment and point out that this is hands-down the weirdest restaurant we've ever been to. And we're from New York City where we're regularly served by drag queens named Frank."-Ephram


�You didn�t have to go to all the trouble of imitating feminine cursive.�-Ephram
�It�s my handwriting.�-Bright


"Why are you eating that before dinner?"-Dad Brown
"Because I know who's cooking it."-Ephram
"I was once a happy sack of hormones myself."-Dad Brown
"Gross. Find another sack to share with."-Ephram


"I don't know. Me, your friends, lit candles in the same room..."-Ephram to Amy about a friend of hers birthday party.

"Forget it. He's a bully, you gotta kick his butt. That's the only way to deal with a bully."-Ephram giving Delia some brotherly advice.

"Explain to me what? Why your friends are total bitches, or why you continue to be friends with them?"-Ephram to Amy
"...Or how about 'dead swans in the lake'? *plays something depressing on the piano*"-Ephram in Amy's ballet class playing piano.

"This woman is about to give birth!"-Ephram
"No way! I just mopped!"-Donut store employee


"Give me another pot."-Ephram
"What size?"-Donut store employee

"Big enough for me to barf in."-Ephram
"You scare me, Ephram."-Amy
"Well that doesn't sound good."-Ephram
"Hello Mr. bush, so nice and green. I am your sprinkler."-Ephram to a bush.
"You know how you usually behave?"-Andy
"Distant and miserable."-Ephram
"Yeah, do the opposite."-Andy
"Maybe he thinks I'm pretty" - Ephrum to Amy
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