Marco Polo Never
Dealt with Jet Lag
April 2, 2003
By
GREGORY J. RUMMO
BEIJING
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It's
the middle of the night half a world away. I am lying wide
awake in our hotel room when suddenly there's a gentle knock
on the door. "Who's that?" my wife, who is equally as wide
awake as I, asks. Jumping out of bed and walking to the door I
look through the peephole to see our older son, John, standing
in the hallway, showered and dressed in his street clothes.
Our
two boys are sharing the adjacent room on the fourth floor at
the Beijing Radisson and it's obvious their biological clocks
are as confused as ours.
Opening the door I ask, "What are you doing up so early?"
"What
time is it?" he shoots back smiling. "James said something
about a buffet."
He's looking better than he did six hours ago when we were all
so tired we could barely stand up straight. "It's 2:30 in the
morning. Go back to sleep. We'll call you when it's time to
get up and get ready for breakfast."
There
are some things you just can't prepare for when taking the
family on vacation, especially one that's a 7,000-mile, 22
hour inter-continental trek from our home in New Jersey to the
capital city of the People's Republic of China.
One of
them is the effects of jet lag on the human body.
Marco
Polo dealt with war and other adverse circumstances when he
traveled to Kublai Kahn's court in medieval China during the
thirteenth century. But he never dealt with jet lag.
I've
tried all the remedies to lessen its affects-extra vitamins,
melatonin, avoiding caffeine-none of them work with the
exception of the one time I flew first class on a Virgin
Atlantic 747 to London. Included in the airfare was a
complimentary one-day membership to a health club upon
arrival. Thirty minutes of swimming followed by a dip in the
Jacuzzi, a hot shower and a fresh change of clothes proved to
be the magic elixir.
But
this time I wasn't so privileged.
Instead of spacious sleeper seats with gobs of legroom and
gourmet cuisine, we were packed like sardines in row 36 in
coach in the back of a United 777 for almost 14 hours.
It was
a L-O-N-G flight, especially for our two sons whose longest
flight up to this point was only 4-1/2 hours when we visited
my wife's dad in Las Vegas a few years ago.
Our
trip to China began at 4:15 on a Thursday morning when the
clock radio cheerfully went off, rousing us all from a deep
sleep. We showered and I walked Chewy one last time before
saying goodbye to him for two weeks. Then we ate a hasty
breakfast and helped the driver load our luggage into the back
of his van.
We arrived at Newark airport at 6:45. Check-in and security
was a snap as the airport was virtually empty due to fears
over the war in Iraq and an orange terror alert in the
homeland.
The
first leg of our journey was a short, 2-1/2 hour flight to
Chicago. The plane was not even half full and we had plenty of
room to spread out. We left on time and arrived at O'Hare
airport early. In contrast, the flight to Beijing was
oversold.
When it was time to board, there was Pandemonium in the
boarding area. We made like a herd of steer-lining up in a
long queue that stretched as far as the eye could see.
Forty-five minutes later the door to the aircraft was shut and
we taxied to the end of the runway where we held for about ten
minutes until a long enough window between arriving aircraft
afforded us a slot to roll for takeoff.
The
flight seemed to go on for days. We ate. We ate again. We had
a snack. Then we ate again. I watched a couple of movies. Our
sons played Super Mario Brothers on their Game Boy Advance.
We dozed on and off and talked with each other and with some
of our fellow travelers. I read half of Steve Martini's "The
Jury."
Mercifully, fourteen hours later we touched down on the runway
in Beijing. By the time we went through quarantine,
immigration, and customs found our bags on the carousel and
rode twenty minutes on the bus to our hotel, we had been
traveling for almost an entire day and night.
I
imagined the feeling of awe that came over Marco Polo upon his
arrival in the Far East; as he went about immersing himself in
China's culture, meeting the people, learning their language
and sampling the cuisine.
But we
were too exhausted to follow in his footsteps. We took hot
showers followed by a short nap and then walked across the
street to KFC for a light super before finally passing out.
The
experts say for every time zone crossed it takes one day to
recover from the effects of jet lag. That means our biological
clocks will be synchronized in thirteen days, just as we get
on the plane for the return flight back to New Jersey.
Good
thing Marco Polo never had to deal with such difficulties.
There weren't any KFCs back then to help with the adjustment. n
Gregory J. Rummo is a
syndicated columnist. Read all of his columns on his homepage,
www.GregRummo.com. E-Mail Rummo at [email protected]
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