May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Geoff Birky please stand up?
We're gunna have a problem here

(Verse 1)
Ya'll act like you've never seen a mathematician before
With your hair up in the air like Einstein and his MC squared
It's the return of the geeks
For the next two weeks
"O wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Uncle J said... Nothing! Uncle J's out paying bail
Pleading to a judge to keep Nate out of jail (ha ha)
Math Tips are on my lips, math tips are on my lips
And if you're feeling lucky, I might share with you my wits
And that's the message that we deliver to the kids
And expect them to know what a fractal is
Campers if you're at the end of your rope
If you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Campers don't swing your keys, sing the chorus and it goes...

(Chorus)
I'm Geoff Birky
Yes I'm the real Birky
All you other Geoff Birkys are just a bit quirky
So won't the real Geoff Birky
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Geoff Birky
Yes I'm the real Birky
All you other Geoff Birkys are just a bit quirky
So won't the real Geoff Birky
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

(Verse 2)
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cuase I'm only teaching you
Things you won't learn for the next year or two
The only difference is I got the brains to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta dumb it down at all
Look at him, walking around grabbing his clipboard
Writing a poem and rhyming every single word
You think I really care about 'Smile of the Day'?
Lets give the 'Math is My Life' award away.
I've been sent here to inform you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who rhyme like me
Who multiply and divide like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk, and act like me
Add and subtract like me
Know the daily problem like me
It just might be the next best thing
But  not quite me
So will the real Birky please stand up
And put some of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be use'n your mind and out on your own
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

(Chorus)
I'm Geoff Birky
Yes I'm the real Birky
All you other Geoff Birkys are just a bit quirky
So won't the real Geoff Birky
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
'cuase I'm Geoff Birky
Yes I'm the real Birky
All you other Geoff Birkys are just a bit quirky
So won't the real Geoff Birky
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up