Pizza Hut Rap
It was awful, beans and dip everwhere,
An enchilata was thrown, though no one did care.
I never did fiinish, my Cheesy #5,
I still have a cinnin-twist in my ear, now lets jive.

("Rapping Sounds")

10!  20!  30!  Sold!
40!  50!  60!  Sold!
70!  80!  90!  Sold!
A10!  A20!  A30! Sold!

("Rapping Sounds")

It's the Black Market, that's what I do,
I sell Tighty Whiteys and I give them to you.
You want something else, well TOUGH!
I just sell Tighty Whiteys and I think it is enough.

("Rapping Sounds")

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("Rapping Sounds")

May I take yer order, order.
May I take yer order, order.
Extra sauce or cheese, cheese.
Extra sauce or cheese, cheese.

("Rapping Sounds")

Where's Tighty Whitey; he should be saving the day,
And a strawberry twist, they should be here right away.
Heigns, Starter, and Fruit-o-the-loom, they don't stand a chance,
Where are you Whitey?  Now lets dance!

(Break dancing)
(Sausage walks by, and everyone freezes)
(Just a bit more break dancing)
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