Barney
Funny lirics to a Barney song
Barney is from the Jurassic period, but not on this planet.  He comes from a place where having a green stomach was normal and the color purple was not a girly color.  He seems friendly on camera, but in real life, he abuses small children, steals illegal drugs, and hangs out with Briteny Spears.  There have been many actors of Barney, but they all get fired in less then 11 days.  So the summery is, if you need something to blow up, look for a Barney stuffed animal.
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