Briteny Spears
Here is a song about Briteny farting.
Who is the most evil pop star/person in the history of the universe?  I don't have to tell you, because you already know it is Briteny Spears.  The "girl that is not yet a woman" is really a slug from outer space, much related to Jabba the Hutt.  She/it has been known to strip in public, so as the title page screen tip says, "if you see her, run away".
Britney Spears Doll?  I bet it was never sold!
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