Herbert
     Herbert is a very special pink flamingo.  Ever since he was given to me, I have loved and enjoyed everything he has done.  I laugh when he stalks people, I cry when he learns new tricks, and he will always be my friend.
When Herbert learned to swim
Herbert
When Herbert learned to fly Herbert and me
Herbert stalking a pink elephant.  Naughty Herbert
When Herbert learned to play the saxophone
Herbert close-up
Herbert got a hole
Herbert learned to play baseball
Herbert got better!
Elbert is so much cooler than Sherbert
Herbert adopted Sherbert, abandoned him, and then adopted Elbert
Herbert adopted Sherbert.  Put your mouse over him and it will show when Herbert adopted Elbert
Do you think Sherbert will try to win back Herbert's love by killing Elbert?  I hope not!
The Origin of Herbert's Fatherhood:
Herbert decided he wanted a son, so while I was away on vacation, I decided to surprise Herbert by getting him a baby pink flamingo.  While I was at a restaurant, my little brother got a lemonade sherbert drink served in a cup shaped like a pink flamingo.  Sherbert was born.  But on the last day of my momentous holiday, I was at a souvineer shop and found a pink elephant rubber bath toy, similar to a rubber duck, and I knew he was really Herbert's match, even though they were different species.  The funny thing is, Herbert never even met Sherbert until I took the picture, the adopting and abandoning all took place while we were gone.
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