"I want to be a repairman," he said. So he went to the job office, and they said he coudn't be a repairman.
"Why not?" he asked.
"Because you cannot hold a screwdriver," the man answered.
The next day, the one-fingered man said, "I want to be a reporter." So he went to the job office, and they said he coudn't be a reporter.
"Why not?" he asked.
"Because you cannot hold a pen," the man answered.
The next day, the one-fingered man said, "I want to be a minister." So he went to the job office, and they said he coudn't be a minister.
"Why not?" he asked.
"Because you always put your middle finger up," the man answered.