101 Ways of Wasting Your Time

101 Ways of Wasting Your Time
Ways of wasting your time
  1. Writing about ways of wasting your time
  2. Reading about ways of wasting your time
  3. Saying "I love you" to a prostitute
  4. Shouting "Hurry up" to Peter Ebdon
  5. Being a trainspotter
  6. Turning into a pork pie
  7. Waking up in the morning to discover you've missed your train
  8. Information Systems
  9. Being Greg Whelan
  10. Nokias
  11. Walking one way and remembering you should be going somewhere else
  12. Buying legitimate DVDs when you can just as easily copy them
  13. Pineapple juice
  14. Becoming an Information Systems tutor
  15. Electing a Pope that is 78 years old and ex-Nazi when he'll die in 327 days anyway
  16. Electing a Pope
  17. Playing Final Fantasy
  18. Being gay
  19. Deciding to turn into an apple and shouting "eat me" in high pitched voices
  20. Building a website entitled "The Gregonary"
  21. Advertising said website in this list
  22. Visit www.geocities.com/gregonary. There's porn! And free downloads!
  23. Watching Ocean's Twelve
  24. Lying in bed once your alarm has gone off and going back to sleep
  25. Sleeping
  26. Shoving chopsticks up your nose
  27. Committing suicide in an exam by sticking two pens up your nose, then banging them forcibly onto the table (true story)
  28. Living a life without ever watching 24
  29. Arguing about what happened in The Matrix
  30. Playing snooker like Peter Gregdon
  31. Watching The Simpsons and claiming you're not entertained
  32. Finding a wheelychair and not reenacting a scene from Little Britain
  33. Overdrafts
  34. Outtakes on Auntie's Bloomers that show the same thing 127 times
  35. Shouting "DIE" at your TV screen when Peter Gregdon appears on it. Sniper rifles are much handier
  36. Cigarette advertisements. Do they really make you feel like a fag?
  37. Banning cigarette adverts. Because they don't work in the first place
  38. Giving me a wheelychair and hoping I'll stay in it
  39. Mushy peas
  40. Asking Greg for help with assignments
  41. Asking Rob for help with assignments and expecting to be spoken to as someone with a mental age above five
  42. Trying to comprehend the popularity of alcohol
  43. LOL. Just why.
  44. Trying to understand human behaviour
  45. Human beings
  46. Boredom
  47. Working out the fact that you are 46.53465347% of the way through this list
  48. Owning a pet lemming
  49. Voting for a government
  50. Claiming you hate Big Brother, but then watch it anyway
  51. Being the Pope
  52. Being religious
  53. Being unable to drink alcohol
  54. Creating this ridiculous list and placing it on a Greg Whelan hatesite
  101. Living
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