| Gregged Up | Fucked Up |
| Gregging | 1. Fucking 2. To perve over someone's shoulders at their newspaper |
| Had a Greg (or "I'm off for a Greg") | The act of relieving oneself excrementally |
| Greggor, Ewan | Scottish Thespian Greg |
| Greger | Wanker |
| Gregdogging | The act of being ejaculated upon by canine species |
| Peter Gregdon | Tosser that takes his time playing snooker |
| Greg Whelan | The ultimate insult. Only use in extreme cases and expect fierce retaliation |
| (Noise that sounds like Skippy in sheer panic mode) | The noise you make when you realise Greg is in close proximity |
| Pigregs | Pigeons with Greg's face. Only in Priestley's worst nightmares |
| Ningregdo DS | Stupid console that's released before PSP |
| Greg end | 1. Bell end 2. Dead end |
| Gregging about | When you walk away and realise you're going the wrong way so have to turn around and look like a right Greg |
| Hippygreg | Man off train who is happy until he gets married |
| Gregoo | Gay? What?! Where did this one come from, Hughbert? |
| Greg's Law | Like Sod's Law only much much worse. |
| Gregton | Scrotum |
| Gregnancy | A fat man that looks like they are pregnant... i.e Greg |
| Greg your kegs | To soil your trousers |
| Gregsexual | Transsexual |
| Star Gregs | Idiotic Gregs who dress up and wait to see Star Wars movies |
