| Penfucious Says: -Pen is mighter than sword, and less bloody -When run down the path of life, remember to tackle -When holding someone's heart, hold on tight. They are very slippery -Becareful what you wish for, granter will always misinterpret -When dealing with the Big Bad, run like the dickens -While running away from the Big Bad, watch step. The brick wall bends for no one. -If faced with imposible situation, call mom. -Screaming for change will bring nothing but confusion. -Ask politely, quiet voice, and change machine will give the quarters. -When someone speaks softly and carries big stick, carry bigger and louder stick. -If you want to be treated well, act polite. No one likes a jerk. |
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