| Age: AS OLD AS YOU WANT ME TO BE, BABY! Religion: FUCK-WIT-YO-HEADISM. Height: ABOVE YOUR WORLDLY UNDERSTANDING. Turn-ons: THE DESIRE FOR REDEMPTION, MOSTLY IN CHEERLEADERS. Turn-offs: MORMONS, ANAL, THOUGHT, AND JASON KOLKEY.... OMNIPRESENCE WAS MADE A BURDEN WHEN THAT CHILD WAS BORN. Favorite Band: CREED. Favorite Book: ANYTHING BY L. RON HUBBARD IS GOOD. TERRY GOODKIND ROCKS THE HIZZLE! Role Model: ME. Favorite Joke: DINOSAURS. HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! Best Friend: SADDAM HUSSEIN. Lover: THE VIRGIN MARY, WILL SMITH, THOUSANDS OF DONKEYS... I MEAN... I LOVE EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET, 'CAUSE I'M GOD. |
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