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has been suspended.
See, there was this contest we were doing, and we jokingly referred to Mr. Kolkey as deceased to justify it. Unfortunately, people actually BELIEVED that Mr. Kolkey was dead, which you'd think would be funny. But there's a problem in that people got real angry when they found out he wasn't.
Yeah. They actually thought I'd ask people to make fun of my dead friend by doing impressions of him.
In light of these circumstances, we will not be engaging in the Jason Kolkey Memorial Contest, because eventually someone's going to call his sister or brother and start complaining. Which we don't want, because we love Jason and don't want him to hurt us. However, check back with G&AL for more people we claim to be dead. Have a great freakin' day. ~Adam |
