| Name: the greg Thomas Age: 21. or nineteen in Canada. Sex: � is fun. Talent: Uh, let�s see, I, um, damnit, I�m sure I do SOMETHING, oh, well I guess I can typeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, stupid e letter. Guess I can�t type. There goes that. Um, I can, make toast, in a toaster. Or sweet lovin�. Stuff: I wrote the book of sideburns. Adam has a mullet. Cheese is evil (evilly�.delicious!), is good, etc Character: I�m one of the main characters in these things. I play the part of myself basically. I don�t get paid much, but I don�t do it for the money man, I do it for the love. Hahahha anyway yeah in the books I�m a main character, I do all sorts of crazy shit and say stupid things, I have some sidekicks too. Or am a sidekick. It depends. I mean, sometimes it�s the bitch, sometimes it�s the butch. About Me In Real Life: yeah, about that, if you don�t know me, a bio on the internet isn�t gonna do it justice. Just come visit me at college. We�ll hang out. Really. Adam: �did this cool ass website, wrote mullet, can put words together poetically too, uh, HAD a mullet, my bad, I dunno, adam�s cool, I don�t see him often. Oh, and he sings. THE IMPORTANT STUFF: This is knowledge you�ll carry with you forever man, okay, so, it�s okay to club a baby seal if you club it with a three toed sloth, cause then the sloth killed it, not you, um, same thing with pandas, but THEY don�t know how to mate, uh, a robot dinosaur is probably the most dangerous weapon never created, cloves are good. |
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