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| Name: Gray Tranquility Age: 6007 Political Philosophy: Get away from me! Height: 6�3� Weight: 150 Birthday: June 13th Deathday: In several trillion years, at the point of the inevitable heat-death of the universe. Motto: I killed Schr�dinger�s Cat. Authors You Should Read That Jason Didn�t Mention: Oscar Wilde, Jean-Paul Sartre, Salvador Dali, Gabriel Marcia Marquez, Hunter S. Thompson, Leonard Shlain, any Greek philosopher, especially Plato and Aristotle, Gary Zukav, Jhonen Vasquez, Larry Niven, Marshall McLuhan, Stephen Crane, Henry James, Terry Goodkind (only certain chapters), Thomas Disch, Voltaire, and anyone who�s done a Kurt Cobain biography. Movies You Should Watch: The Wall, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, The Godfather (1&2), Apocalypse Now, Blade Runner (Director�s Cut), The Last Temptation of Jesus Christ, Assmaster 4, Bikini Bandits Go To Hell, Office Space, Shattered Idols, The ALS Final Project, and anything you find under someone else�s bed. Greg Thomas: I met him somehow through a high school organization my bowels refuse to let me explain. We had swimming class together, and I can PERSONALLY attest to the hairyness of Greg�s ass (and the strange allure of his facial hair when it�s all wet and shiny). He wrote the Book of Sideburns, and I can only pretend to be his partner in this venture, for Greg is truly a GOD AMONG MEN! Other: I have this thing where I drink a lot of water and then pee later. It�s weird. As For The Picture: It�s my website. Deal with it. |
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