| Greg's Useless Information That May Some Day Save Your Life It is a commonly known fact that Greg is the smartest, most knowledgable man in the universe. However all the stuff he knows won't help you in school, work, or probably ever. But who knows, maybe someday it will save your life... |
| Cool Facts An Ostriche's eyeball is bigger then its brain You can't kill yourself by holding your breath Elephants are the only animal that can't jump Woodrow Wilson is on the $100,000 bill All of the continents begin with the same letter the end with Donald Duck never wears pants, but when he gets out of the shower he wraps himself in a towel According to the cash register; Maggie Simpson is worth $847.63 The letters "Q" and "Z" are not on a touchtome telephone The earth weighs 13,176,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds In the US the least popular boy's given name is "Lumpy" The most popular is "Michael" Lightning bolts travel at about 17 million miles per hour A sparrow has more bones in its neck then a giraffe There are more barbie dolls in Italy, then there are Canadians in Canada The phone number to the white house is 1-202-456-1414 Potatoes are 99% fat free Burnt Marsh Mellows cause cancer (but only if you eat A LOT) Vultures will never eat an animal that is living Chalk is an ingredient in toothpaste A Sea Hare can lay up to 8 million eggs in a year Frogs don't have lips The Mayan Calender ends on Dec. 21, 2012 (a winter solctice) Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using right handed products The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet A quarter has 119 grooves on it's edge Over 10,000 birds die each year from smashing into windows The longest word in the english dictionary is "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than 2in wide In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair |
| Intriguing Questions Why memorize your phone number when you never call yourself? |
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| Stupid is as Stupid does... Jimmy Carter killed a rabbit with anoar while on a canoe trip. He claims it was in self-defense Idi Amin (the dictator of Uganda)talking to a reporter just after Neil Armstrong landed on the moon... Reporter: Did you here that the US put someone on the moon? Idi Amin: Thats nothing, we're gonna put someone on the sun! Reporter: Isn't it too hot to land on the sun? Idi Amin: That's not a problem, we'll do it at night! Gerald Ford: Things are more like they are now, then they ever have been. John Wayne: I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indains were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves. Yogi Berra: Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded Mayor Marion Barry: Outside of the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. Brooke Shields: Smoking kills.If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. Samuel Goldwyn: Anyone who goes to a psychaiatrist ought to have his head examined. |