Commodore
a: A captain in the navy in command of a squadron b: a commisioned officer in the navy formerly ranking above captain and below rear admiral and having an insignia of one star
........ The commodore 64 is also a really old computer, hence the low-colour pic.
As you can see, the title of the article side of my website has but one star next to it, just as a commodore has, while Maddox has a mighty three.
Also, a commodore does command attacking boats like a pirate, but it isn't nearly as badass, since it has to follow orders by someone named a rear admiral. He can't shoot cannonballs at innoccents, he can't force prisoners to walk a plank, and he can't decide to kill someone random just for fun. A pirate can do all of these things and then some.
So now you know what a Commodore is, and why that pic of me is really low quality. It's a double meaning.
hahaha.
